Through the rather remarkable discovery of a previously unknown miniature portrait commission kept in the archives of the sitter’s descendants for over five hundred years, we are introduced to the early Renaissance mannerist artist called Hans Baldung “Grien”—adding an nickname he acquired from his student days for his penchant in working with the colour green, incorporating it into his monogram สษขส. After studying under master Albrecht Dรผrer in Nuremberg Baldung founded his own studio and workshop in Strasbourg, supplementing his projects by painting the aristocracy of the Free Imperial city of the Holy Roman Empire.
An advocate of the Reformation, like Dรผrer and Cranach, Baldung produced paintings, woodcuts and prints (also working in stained glass and tapestries) traditional religious settings with protestant iconography and the usual mythological allegories but also indulged a life-long preoccupation with the subject of witches and witch-hunters, among the first artists to concentrate on the theme (his monicker may also have been a conscious echo of the German word “grienhals,” a German synonym for hexe) as well as nontraditional motifs like Phyllis and Aristotle, the female form in general and depictions of eroticism, heretofore unseen in the art world in any medium.
Saturday, 17 January 2026
selbstbildnis mit zottelhut (13. 095)
Thursday, 15 January 2026
dateline (13. 090)
On this day in 1609—with some evidence that the periodical was in circulation already for four years—the first newspaper in Germany and among the first worldwide was published, Avisa Relation oder Zeitung, by printer Julius Adolph von Sรถhne in Wolfenbรผttel (also the home of the Jรคgermeister distillery) in Niedersachsen with the issue carrying developments and happenings from various countries up-to-date (see also), with the presumption it went out then.
The French daily of record Le Figaro was first distributed on this day as well in 1826, named for the Beaumarchais character from Le Mariage de Figaro with a line from his closing monologue “Sans la libertรฉ de blรขmer, il’nest point d’รฉloge flatteur”—without freedom to criticise, there is no room for praise. The first issue of of the journal Genootskap van Regte Afrikaners later to become the Paarl gazette was published in as the first periodical in Afrikaans language in 1876. The leading news agency and wire-service of Italy, Agenzia Nazionale Stampa Associata (ANSA) was also founded today in 1945 by a consortium of the resistance to Mussolini’s fascist regime.
Tuesday, 13 January 2026
why, he’ll have you back here before you can say schicklgruber (13. 085)
As our faithful chronicler reminds, not long before the collapse of the Third Reich the Merrie Melodies animated short film, the penultimate in their anti-Nazi propaganda series, premiered in theatres with news reels before the main feature on this day in 1945.
After a prologue describing the downfall of Nazi Germany, a furrow ending in a rabbit hole emerges in the woods with Bugs Bunny, realising he is in the Black Forest laments that he knew he should have “taken that left turn at Albuquerque”—the first occurrence of the catchphrase. A chase ensues with Hermann Gรถring pursing his quarry, hoping for a bit of relaxation and distraction but Bugs manages to evade capture whilst eliciting some anti-Hitler sentiment. Musical, operatic interludes from Wagner’s Tannhรคuser (see also here and here) and Strauss waltzes punctuate the encounter. Though not banned per se from the studio’s catalogue, the cartoon only saw limited releases in 2001 and 2007, likely due the amount of footnoting when the bounty presented to the Fรผhrer emerges as Bugs disguised as Joseph Stalin with the question “Does your tobacco taste different lately,” a reference to popular advertising campaign for pipe-smokers.
unwรถrter des jahres (13. 082)
The jury that selects the German Un-Word of the Year (see below) went with one of the candidates from Deutschland’s Word of the Year in Sondervermรถgen, meaning special assets and sparking a lot of political debate but whose nuance isn’t immediately apparent and is intentionally misleading or euphemistic language used for investment and public debt. Runners up include the metaphoric Zustrombegrenzungsgesetz, the “inflow limitation act” using terminology associated with low-flow shower heads and the like to address immigration concerns and Umsiedlung for the “resettlement” of Palestinians advocated by Israel and the US.
synchronoptica
one year ago: Unwort of the Year (with synchronopticรฆ), a non-alcoholic glossary, the American Dialect Society’s Word of the Year plus assorted links worth revisiting
twelve years ago: a time cafe plus terms for family members
thirteen years ago: a trillion dollar coin
fourteen years ago: monitoring social media
fifteen years ago: winter flooding
sixteen years ago: a devastating earthquake in Haiti
Sunday, 11 January 2026
seรฑor coconut (13. 076)
By turns curses and blessed, we are introduced to the concept album by the eponymous cultural appropriator, a techno and euro-dance producer by the name of Uwe Schmidt (aka Atom Heart), titled El Baile Alemรกn (The Dance of the Germans) that sought track by track to force and fuse two polar opposite genres with Latin covers of Krautrock standards—calling it electrolatino, it’s Kraftwerk meets Buena Vista Social Club. Issued in 1999 on his private label Rather Interesting, a catalogue of his solo projects under various aliases, Schmidt was inspired to experiment after living in Costa Rica for six months, having exported the rave canon he’d helped to create.
Thursday, 1 January 2026
the world of 2026 a.d. (13. 048)
Though the time setting for the novel and later screen-play for the film by Thea von Harbou is up for interpretation, having both gone through several rewrites and serialisation prior to and after its debut in 1927, subject to reconstructions during restoration—the original title cards, incorporated in the 2010 remastering does not specify a year and contemporary audiences placed it around the turn of the millennium, both 2000 and 3000—at minimum the Giorgio Moroder produced truncated version from 1984, the silent film rescored featuring a pop-soundtrack with Bonnie Tyler, Adam Ant, Pat Benatar, Freddie Mercury (see also) and Loverboy, does specifically set Fritz Lang’s Metropolis in this year with an intertitle, subtitles used for the dialogue.
Saturday, 20 December 2025
9x9 (13. 016)
brought to you by the inkjet lobby: the amount of redactions in the US justice department’s release of the Epstein files sparks outrage
christmas and commerce: a David Sedaris holiday classic—see previously
global building atlas: an ambitious project mapping all three-billion built structures worldwide
grabenanlage: rescue archaeology in southwestern German town of Herxheim in 1996 suggests ritual cannibalism on a massive scale with research still ongoing
your attention is all you have—wasting it is annihilating: Blackbird Spyplane on a life of screen-time—via Kottkepithos: Roman amphora of sardines found in Switzerland
orthorectified panorama: the Apollo transforming printer that developed cartographically accurate photographs of the Moon
a christmas memory: Truman Capote recalls holidays past
formerly known as the kennedy center: the history of the US national stage for the performing arts—see previously
Saturday, 13 December 2025
kรผnstliche intelligenz (12. 998)
Lexically predisposed to the formation of neologism and portmanteaux, the German Wort des Jahres (see previously) usually selects from terms in coming common parlance that reflect social or cultural phenomena and not necessarily driven by novelty or the reference desk.
The jury of the Gesellschaft fรผr deutsche Sprache in Wiesbaden has chosen KI-รra (Artificial Intelligence Era) as its representative phrase for 2025. The shortlist of other contenders for the honour are illustrative as well—like Vertiktokung, to use the short format video platform, klimamรผde to describe exhaustion over the existential environmental crisis, Sondervermรถgen for special assets or a shadow budget for projects whose funding bypass parliamentary rules, Wehrdienst-Lotto expressing fear and reservation over the return of mandatory military conscription in the country and two Trumpian inspired entries in Strafzรถlle—punitive tariffs—and “Deal.”
synchronoptica
one year ago: the Raelians (with synchronopticรฆ) plus a photo jacket
thirteen years ago: winter sports, a bounty for tax-avoidance plus the Feast of St Lucy
fourteen years ago: the UN climate summit in Durban plus sweet potato tortillas
fifteen years ago: vuvuzelas
Thursday, 27 November 2025
freudenfreude (12. 960)
First coined circa 2022, the German neologism formulated in English in response to the popular rediscovery of the concept of Schadenfreude (see more here plus an obscure native synonym) has through variants. The apotheosis of its source, word connotes the contagious nature of joy—whose own English equivalent is the uncommon confelicity—is also sparking compound snowclones to express appreciation for tiny victories: Parkenfreude, Schlangefreude, Platzenfreude, etc. Alternatively, there is the nascent Schadenfreudeschaden, for the compounded misery experienced by witness the former delight in one’s misfortune. Can you come up with some more examples?
Friday, 21 November 2025
11x11 (12. 895)
american psychosis: pathologising along with artist Jordan Sullivan
kojรจve and cigarettes: uncovering the history of Hegelian tobacco and the American spirit
usenet: a 1995 CBC segment featuring Cory Doctorow on how to internet—via Waxy
karzer: revisiting privilege and imprisonment in German universities
de facto recognition: leaked US draft to end Russian war in Ukraine
dress code: ignoring all other disruptions and baseline unpleasantness, US transportation secretary encourages flyers to not dress down for their flights to improve the overall experience for all passengers
tiled words: a daily crossword puzzle-Tetris hybrid—via MetaFilter
algospeak: taboo, newly minted unwords of search and social media
victor insulations: the ubiquitous American diner mug—via Miss Cellania
in like flynn: over-exposure to the stupidest ambitions of society at large has brought us all down—via Web Curios
operation charlotte’s web: ICE ruins a classic of children’s literature—some pig
synchronoptica
one year ago: assorted links worth revisiting (with synchronopticรฆ)
twelve years ago: hand-washing and optimism
thirteen years ago: the holiday winterval plus Martin Luther and bowling
Tuesday, 11 November 2025
segelfluggelรคnde (12. 873)
After last weekend’s walk up the hill to the model airplane field, we realised we had never shared actual impressions from wandering around the larger landing strip for gliders, small, self-launching motorised planes and ultralight aircraft on the opposite end of town at Bรผchig. Taking advantage of break in the fog and overcast skies, we made a circuit around the summit.
The massif affords some really nice views of the surrounding pastures and forest and chain of peaks leading off into the distance, as well as the Lichtenburg, which despite its ruined state still has intact ramparts and high keep (the tallest in the region, but still nearly overtaken by the construction crane working on restoring the bailey) to entice the imagination, particularly at eye-level, with all the elements of a medieval knights’ castle. For mid-November, seeing the fallow fields blooming, with even stunted sunflowers, was a bit off putting. It’s another nice spot to let the dog run free.Monday, 3 November 2025
irrgarten der leidenschaft (12. 848)
Premiering in Mรผnchen on this day in 1925—though not released in the UK until the following April, the silent, joint Bavarian-British production The Pleasure Garden marked the directorial debut of Alfred Hitchcock, a cinematic adaptation of the 1923 melodrama by Oliver Sandys (one nom d’plume of Marguerite Florence Laura Jarvis who also wrote under the aliases of Countess Barcynska, Armiger Barley and others) about the misadventures of two chorus girls engaged by a theatre in London.
Though the interview and audition of one young dancer, Jill—played by American import Carmelita Geraghty, is marred by a purse-snatching right before, she is taken in by a sympathetic member of the company, Patsy (Virginia Valli, another US actor) and ultimately lands a part. Initially a mรฉnage ร trois, a throuple Jill eventually succumbs to the overtures of aristocratic guests and leaves her benefactors, abandoning them in the time of the greatest need. Filmed principally in Germany and Lake Como, the movie was deemed too European and without redeeming qualities, hence the delay of it being screened in England and in America regarded as highly objectionable and unwholesome. Whilst not critically well received, one can see some of the motifs of Hitchcock’s later films storyboarded in the opening scenes, anticipating Vertigo, Rear Window and Family Plot.
Sunday, 26 October 2025
wormsign (12. 825)
This spectacular image of a lone horseman standing in the mawing mouth of a rocky outcropping in Cappadocia—one of the multitude of “fairy chimneys” or hoodoos (peribacasฤฑ), the formations named for the Southern Paiute word of the indigenous Native American tribe of the southwest of the continent for a vista inspiring awe and trembling, some the pinnacles and spires in this region of Tรผrkiye have been hewn into ancient dwellings—looking like scene from a wintry Arrakis was captured by Erfurt-based filmmaker and photographer Dennis Schmelz, securing top prize in the annual drone photo competition, the Siena awards, see previously. NPR’s Goats & Soda features more outstanding honourable mentions at the link above.
Sunday, 19 October 2025
the holtermann nugget (12. 808)
Unlike another individual who immigrated to avoid the draft with a mild, tangental case of the gold bug, leaving his native Hamburg some fourteen years prior, Bernhardt Otto Holtermann, who thrived in his adopted homeland of New South Wales and left a positive legacy, on this day in 1872, as an independent prospector under contract with the Star of Hope Mining company, discovered the eponymous gold specimen, a contiguous vein of the precious encased in quartz, the largest ever unearthed, the find weighed ninety-three kilograms, over three-thousand troy-ounces.
Already wealthy from successful ventures in mining and sound investments (a shareholder in a residential hotel) and with a controlling interest in the corporation, Holtermann attempted to purchase his discovery for over the going value but was rebuffed by the company, only to have the nugget smelted for bullion—who disheartened prompted Holtermann to change careers and become a philanthropist and pursue his hobbies. Taking up residence in Sydney and building a mansion with a high turret for taking panoramic photos of the harbour, he followed his passion for photography and helped finance campaign directed at potential migrants (for needed labour and hoping to pass on the entrepreneurship that helped him) with his series of panorama images of the city and environs and became alderman for his ward, residing the second city for the remainder of his days.
Wednesday, 17 September 2025
bank error in your favour (12. 735)
Reminiscent of a possibly apocryphal story circulated by tellers of accepting coin rolls of pfennigs and exchanging them for euro bills shortly some years after the change over, on this day in 1975, one Stephen Holcomb Jr of Transverse City, Michigan presented a hundred-thousand mark note, wishing to trade it for US dollars after a local electronics store refused to take the foreign money for the purchase of an AM/FM radio and suggested he go to the bank.
With no malice or fraud intended, the clerk had accepted the bill at face value, giving Holcomb the going rate and exchanging it for nearly forty-thousand in cash, promptly buying the radio and going on a spending spree. Honouring the current rate had been a mistake as the bill was dated 1923, issued during the inter-war period of hyper-inflation and valued at a fraction of a cent—see also here and here. Holcomb’s mother had been an antique dealer and the worthless artefact had been in the house as long as they could remember. Although not criminally charged, the balance of the money was recovered and new truck and other purchases repossessed after Holcomb’s night on the town in Chicago when he was apprehended by a bank detective upon returning home.
Thursday, 11 September 2025
film als magisches ritual (12. 718)
Having been previously exposed to a select body of work from the underground filmmaker whose short pieces experiment of themes of the surreal, the occult and homoeroticism, we appreciated this rare glimpse of Kenneth Anger at work through this 1970 documentary from Reinold E Theil for the German network Westdeutsche Rundfunk, featuring segments of his Magick Lantern series and the filming of cut scenes for Lucifer Rising on location at the Avebury Stones.
Although seemingly a recalcitrant and reluctant interviewee, Anger was grateful to WDR and the British Film Institute for grants that made the project possible. Much more from { feuilleton }—including an index of previous posts on the topic—at the link above.
synchronoptica
one year ago: search engine optimisation (with synchronopticรฆ), transcribing presidential debates plus tales of Chemical Romance
twelve years ago: a visit to the Sonnenburg
fourteen years ago: design for houseplants
Wednesday, 10 September 2025
contrology (12. 715)
Courtesy of Weird Universe, we are referred to one of twenty-six patents filed by physical trainer, professional boxer, circus performer and self-defence educator Joseph Hubertus Pilates—best known for his eponymous mind-body exercise method (see also), primarily developed during his internment by British authorities in Lancaster Castle (later on the Isle of Man) during World War I by dent of his German
citizenship in England earning a living doing the latter jobs and training police in his ways at Scotland Yard—in the form of this rather intriguing v-shaped, cradle-like bed, which purports to support good spinal alignment during sleep. I don’t know whether such a configuration would alleviate cramping legs and constant tossing and turning and switching sides—which may have more to do with sharing sleeping quarters with a dog and another human—but seems plausible and maybe worth a try. While a pilates regimen as an activity is of course better than being sedentary and improves balance and muscle definition, studies show it does not live up to loftier claims of treating any illness or medical condition, however. Immigrating to New York City in 1925, Pilates set up a studio and taught classes with his wife Clara nรฉe Zeuner into the 1960s and invented the bed and several other exercise and wellness apparatuses during this period, and while the copyright for these devices holds, pilates itself is not professionally regulated and accredited, ruled a generic term and something anyone can claim—at least in the US—to be a master of. More at the link above.
Sunday, 7 September 2025
mending fences (12. 705)
Broadcast on a 12 September episode of The Tonight Show whilst a congressional inquiry and a JAG inquest into the commanding officers involved in the incident were still on going—ultimately reinstating the lieutenant colonel to his position of command and clearing him and subordinates of all charges of
wrong-doing—on this day in 1961, host Jack Paar of the long running NBC late-night talk show taped a segment in West Berlin in front of the Brandenburg Gate with four television cameras interviewing a group of some sixty US soldiers, along with panelist and announcer Peggy Cass (Agnes Gooch from Auntie Mame) whom brought along their Jeeps and guns, augmenting the staff of six usually assigned to guard the checkpoint complete with extra artillery and armaments just as the Wall was being erected. Veteran Army sergeant Parr interviewed several of the gathered guests while East German border patrol monitored the situation with bewilderment. The chief complaint of the Pentagon and the senate was such an uncoordinated stunt for the cameras could provoke an international incident (see also) or worse. Critics regarded the airing of the footage underwhelming, produced in conjunction with Radio Free Berlin, a disappointment considering all the trouble caused, inspiring no patriotic pride nor real entertainment value.
Saturday, 30 August 2025
durst macht spaร (12. 684)
Though in the past I might occasionally drink a Fanta—though as a Coca-Cola product we’re boycotting it with other American exports—despite generally disliking any sort of soda—with the exception of our local flavour, which famously resisted take-over by Big Cola, we were not aware of its origins until discovering this history at Gastro Obscura, courtesy of TYWKIWDBI (indeed). The fruit flavoured carbonated soft drink was invented by Coca-Cola Deutschland’s director Max Keith, the subsidiary of the quintessentially American brand growing, invented by civil war veteran Dr John Stith Pemberton as a way to manage chronic pain from his battle injuries and ween himself off the highly addictive and dysfunction morphine that he was prescribed, introduced in 1929 in Germany and steadily growing in popularity.
Even with the rise of Nazism, Coke remained widely enjoyed, undeterred and even sponsoring the 1936 and bottling operations expanded to keep up with demand, the market sustained by Keith headquartered in Essen and the parent company. War in Europe was no set back either, Coca-Cola not pulling out of Germany as other businesses had (see also), with Keith working with the Nazi government and appointed as head of the Office of Enemy Property to continue to manage his private enterprise and avoid confiscation by the state like IBM—until public sentiment turned with the bombing of Pearl Harbour and the US joined the fight against the Axis powers in earnest—placing an embargo on Nazi Germany and stopping shipments of the soda’s syrup. In order to keep the plant in operation, having stock of bottles, gas and the workforce, Keith developed Fanta (admonishing his sales staff and marketers to use their imaginations—Fantasie—to come up with a sustaining alternative) out of agricultural and dairy by-products, apple fibre left over from cider pressings and whey from cheese manufacture—but with fizz, it was a substitute embraced by the Germans in the waning days of WWII as a small luxury when everything was rationed and hard to come by—also often used as an ingredient for cooking for a hint of sweetness as sugar was scarce. Having never surrendered the subsidiary to the government for appropriation, the Coca Cola company could reclaim the plant and trademark after fighting subsided and re-launched a reformulated version of Fanta in 1955, test-marketed in Italy.
Sunday, 24 August 2025
aussichtspunkt (12. 670)
Via Damn Interesting, we are treated to a slide show of Kodachrome colour plates (see also), likely souvenirs from an unnamed nurse stationed at the 97th US General Army Hospital in Frankfurt circa 1952
to 1953 just as West Germany was rebuilding from the war—a sprawling medical campus first used during the Berlin Airlift and since become the grounds of the consulate general. Images from this individual’s tours of West Germany feature the most some of the most photogenic shooting locations for postcard snapshots from Frankfurt, Wรผrzburg (including scenes from the Saint Killian parade), Rothenburg ob der Tauber as well as places unknown, just passing through, the obligatory grand tour whilst in Germany whether one’s stay is short or long. Much more at the links above.

