In an annual tradition tradition, the team at NPR’s Planet Money takes a moment to consider the things they love and dispatch valentines accordingly. While we really enjoyed the opening segment and the affection for venturing down a logistics and supply-chain rabbit hole with ImportYeti, a website that aggregates bills of ladening and customs sea shipment records and yields exacting insights on where component parts and completed goods come from (give it a try with any product marked made in China and drill down on the details), we would be compelled to send our overtures as well to Audio Description (see also)—something we’ve tried and will continue—for film and television programmes—a feature mandated by regulation and very prevalent but that affords all audiences the chance to attend in all circumstances, as if watching in company, closely and turns every episode into a podcast experience and narrated play-by-play.
Saturday, 11 February 2023
((DV)) (10.542)
Wednesday, 8 February 2023
roses are red (10. 535)
In an ongoing and evolving experiment, our AI Wrangler Janelle Shane (previously) has again essayed and assigned generative chat bots to create increasingly sophisticated greetings and indulged their versical graps by taking suggested illustrations, verso and recto—including on the back ‘Excleeze Me” below a red heart. It’ funny how the algorithm focuses on pagination equally with presentation and notably addressing recipient Jack as a carnivorous plant. In its dreadful excellence our old romantic ChapGPT rendered “Roses are red / Violets are blue / This card may be old / But my love for you is brand new,” optimised for fluency and familiarity above all other sentiments.
Tuesday, 3 January 2023
6x6 (10. 383)
shift happens: a comprehensive history of keyboards by Marcin Wichary—via Waxy
luni-solar: the people who are living in multiple timelines—see previously

hydraulic press interpretive dance: the impressive choreography of Sarah “Smac” McCreanor—see previously
nangajo: prominent figures of the Japanese design community present their greeting cards for 2023 (see previously), the Year of the Rabbit
franklin ace 100: the Apple clone (see previously) with a bizarre users’ guide—via Waxy
Monday, 26 December 2022
may all jollity lighten your christmas hours (10. 363)
For Second Christmas, our AI wrangler Janelle Shane (see previously) hit upon another ingenious application for generative networks, remedying in one fell prompt the inscrutability of Victorian greeting cards and the relatively anodyne nature of contemporary cards, to enliven the iconography and sentiment for the industry.
Yearly good tidings and descriptions were issued by machines fed on the corpus of inaccessibly weird cards, and where possible, illustrated by our programmer. The unrenderable caption that goes with the above 1889 motto calls for “a jester puppet with magic hat holding a leaping, toothed bird which brandishes a cane as it leaps.” Another favourite was for 1890—May You Feel Sturdy and Gay—picturing an elegant naiad lifting a pianoforte and wearing a striped bathing suit. Much more to explore at the links above.
Sunday, 18 December 2022
modernmas (10. 343)
Courtesy of the Everlasting Blรถrt, we really enjoyed this re-introduction to the portfolio and biography of graphic designer, architect and Modernist Master Paul Rand through this collection of hand-painted original Christmas cards. Rand was one of the first American commercial artists to adopt and champion the International Typographic Style (otherwise known as the Swiss Style), whose hallmarks were asymmetrical layouts and legibility. Much more at the links above.
Sunday, 13 November 2022
9x9 (10. 299)
enแธซeduana: the fourth incarnation of the four-thousand year old Mesopotamian priestess who is the world’s first named author
rip: founding member of the Clash and Public Image Ltd Keith Levene passes away, aged 65—via Nag on the Lake
this is jim rockford. at the tone, leave your name and message. i’ll get back to you. [beep]: the mid-1970s detective drama intro faithfully recreated in LEGO
tic-toc—let’s talk: Watch Dog and a nightmare clown teach children to read an analogue clock
hush city: interactive mapping applications to chart out one’s urban soundscape and mark out those quiet spots
51/49: Democrats retain control of the US Senate with a win in Nevada and the run-off election in Georgia ahead
hawkwind: space music pioneer Nik Turner has died, aged 82
the civilisation of llhuros: an artist exhibited, convincingly, a mock Iron Age culture with fantasy folkways and artefacts—via the New Shelton Wet / Dry
Tuesday, 8 November 2022
7x7 (10. 284)
big bounce: some astrophysicists suspect that things were happening in the Cosmos prior to the Big Bang—via Damn Interesting’s Curated Links
nogoodnik: Russia reactivates its bot and troll army to muddy the US mid-term elections

jazz harp: the musical stylings of Turiyasangitananda—a.k.a. Ms Alice Coltrane—via Messy Nessy Chic
false prophets: a denunciation of America’s Christian nationalism—via Miss Cellania
battleground states: artists reflect on the consequential American election
hero’s journey: avoiding the perils of the monomyth in storytelling
Sunday, 9 October 2022
world postal day (10.207)
The Universal Postal Union (see previously here and here) has designated this day for the annualcelebration on the anniversary of the establishment of the UPU in 1874 in Bern—the first commemorative congress called in 1969 in Tokyo. Since then, themed campaigns have been held under the auspices of this UN agency to underscore the civic importance of a reliable and accessible mail system and recognises the best postal services in a global competition.
Tuesday, 20 September 2022
6x6 (10. 151)
teenage rampage: 70s sing-a-long pop was edgier than one thought
on tyranny: twenty lesson on unfreedom and defending democracy
heptominos: geometric magic squares from Lee Sallows—see also
cross-hatched: dozens of security envelope patterns
quiet quitting: these scenes of office drudgery are a form of protest
rainbow quest: Pete Seeger’s 1960s folk music television show
Monday, 14 February 2022
billet-doux
Via Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Day, we are introduced to the French for literally a “sweet note” that has been adopted in the common-parlance since the seventeenth century as an alternative for a romantic missive. Pronounced Billy-DOO, the plural form is billets-doux.
Saturday, 12 February 2022
7x7
forum gallorum: step into this unassuming salon to inspect a piece of Roman London, reminiscent of discovering this shopping mall in Mainz—via Nag on the Lake
shred, white and blue: the totally normal and perfectly legal ways the White House handled official records
neft daลlarฤฑ: a decaying offshore oil platform in the middle of the Caspian Sea
the thoughtful spot: the Phrontistery (ฯฯฮฟฮฝฯฮนฯฯฮฎฯฮนฮฟฮฝ, Greek for the thinking place) catalogues a treasury of rare and obscure words—via Kottke
gumshoe: the bygone era of the hotel detective—via Strange Company’s Weekend Link Dump
be mine: the Lupercalia and the origins of Saint Valentine
Saturday, 5 February 2022
i choo-choo-choose you
Graduating beyond their last Valentine-themed experiment with those sentimental chalky hearts (tag yourself), our resident Artificial Intelligencer Janelle Shane (previously) returns with an awkward greeting card exchange, reminiscent indeed of those compulsory ones from element school with the same slightly antiquated, non sequitur, generic energy. There were just too many weird ones to pick from but especially liked the terms of endearment: You’re the snail’s poise! or Hugs for your Valentine, from the inside! and Boop-rah, sexy fried heart! See more plus illustrations at AI Weirdness at the link above.
Monday, 15 February 2021
hungry like the wolf
The three-day pastoral festival traditionally ending on the ides of February (the instruments of purification, februum, bunches of branches used like a broom and in the extended sanctified sense below, is the name gives the month its name and is the source of the modern inheritance called Spring Cleaning) called Lupercalia is a syncretism and has been assimilated into Christian traditions of Saint Valentine’s Day, but originally focused on mysterious annual rites and sacrifices that a special priesthood performed in the cave below the Forum where the She-Wolf nursed Romulus and Remus and the site where Rome was founded. Young men of the city’s patrician families formed a collegia (association) called the Luperci (Brothers of the Wolf), performing various cleansing rituals and ablutions—sacrificing a herd of goats plus a dog at the altar. Following the feast, the men fashioned girdles out of goatskin (also called februa) and paraded wearing only these thongs along Rome’s original boundaries and circled the Palatine Hill in an anti-clockwise procession, lashing marriageable women with surplus stripes of flayed skin for fertility.
catagories: ๐ฎ๐น, ๐️, ๐, ๐ , myth and monsters
Sunday, 14 February 2021
6x6
a note to asterius’ daughter signed ‘from your valentine’: the reliquary and relics of the third century martyr
lost in my dms: a brief history of Dungeons & Dragons the animated series—see previously
barlow & bear: talented duo bringing Bridgerton the musical to TikTok
but patty’s only seen the sights a girl can see from brooklyn heights: a century of the identical twin trope of Hollywood and one actor playing multiple roles, juxtaposed with actual twin child actors sharing a single role
universal language: two examples of diplomats breaking out in song—here and here
anteros: Cupid in the arts through the millennia
Friday, 14 February 2020
mouthy hamster
Our programmer friend, author and AI-minder Janelle Shane (see previously) took a different approach to the holiday medium that arguably machine-learning could most easily access and influence—the
sadly unavailable chalky candy-heart—explicitly not attempting to have her neural network try to caption them but instead only seeding the task with a list of the original (and impressively varied) three-hundred and sixty-six messages to one’s sweetheart and no other context. Here are just some of the results but be sure to visit the links above to see more and learn about the methodologies behind machine learning.
Sunday, 24 February 2019
konudagur
The date of observance and tone having shifted significantly since the Icelandic calendar was first codified and presently equivalent to Valentine’s Day, Woman’s Day has settled on this day—having beforehand been held on the first day of the month of Gรณa—which could fall anywhere between the eighteenth and the twenty-fifth of February, due to the strictly solar character of the traditional way of keeping track of the passage of time which employed interstitial weeks rather than leap days every few years to correct for seasonal creep. The extra week called sumarauki was always inserted into the summer and the rather ingenious and tidy system developed in the 900s had twelve months of thirty days each (three hundred and sixty plus four epagomenal ones) and the months always began on the same day of the week. The old Icelandic year was divided between “short days” (see also here and here)—Skammdegi—that described the length of daylight during the winter and its corollary “nightless days”—Nรกttleysi. The dark and harsh first half of the year consisted of:
- mid October – mid November: Gormรกnuรฐur, Gรณr’s month which marked the time to harvest and slaughter livestock for the winter
- mid November – mid December: รlir, Yuletide
- mid December – mid January: Mรถrsugur, feasting time
- mid January – mid February: รorri, dead of Winter
- mid February to mid March: Gรณa
- mid March to mid April: Einmรกnuรฐur, the month of transition
- mid April – mid May: Harpa, the beginning of Summer
- mid May – mid June: Skerpia
- mid June – mid July: Sรณlmรกnuรฐur, the sunny month
- mid July – mid August: Heyannir, time to dry the hay for the livestock
- mid August – mid September: Tvรญmรกnuรฐur, for some reason, the second month
- mid September – mid October: Haustmรกnuรฐur, autumn sets in
Thursday, 14 February 2019
sua sponte
Never to be accused of being an old romantic at heart, Pope Paul VI issued on this day in 1969 the Mysterii Pascchalis, reforming the liturgical year and revising the calendar of the saints.
This motu proprio (from the Latin, at one’s own accord) represents an official decree not prompted by another or in response to current developments or findings yet still has the force of law regardless of motivation, among other things struck many figures from the Calendarium Romanum, the cycle of celebrations called the Proper of Saints—to include Saint Valentine, whose feast day coincided with the decree. Only wanting to preserve the rites that were truly of universal importance to the faith, the Pope deleted or transposed nearly fifty solemnities for all our favourites, mostly due to redundancy or their problematic histories, including the saintly family of Maris, Martha, Abachum and Audifax, Canute of Denmark, Dorothy of Caesarea, Faustinus and Jovita, Ursula and her companions, Simeon, the Seven Sleepers and Saint Barbara.
Wednesday, 13 February 2019
6x6
art brut: the incredible portfolio of outsider artist (previously here, here and here) Adolf Wรถlfi
gamalost: Norway’s campaign to re-popularise a crumbly and aromatic cheese with reputed libidinous qualities—via Nag on the Lake
call sign: radio station logos of the Soviet Union—via Coudal Partner’s Fresh Signals
hey! wait! I’ve got a new complaint: a brief history of the heart-shaped box and how it became a Valentine’s staple
mirror, mirror: the label on this sun-screen bottle are printed backwards to be more photogenic
word vectors: advanced translators are an endorsement Ludwig Wittgenstein’s theories on language
Monday, 28 January 2019
6x6
marenostrum: deconsecrated church in Barcelona houses Catalonia Polytech’s super computer
el helicoide: the dreadful-excellence of Caracas’ space age intelligence services headquarters turned into a sprawling prison
complex
ectoplasm: nothing is prepared for the overwhelming slime of the hagfish
love you: we face our first Valentine’s Day bereft of classic Sweethearts candy, the company having folded back in July
accumulus nimbus: a gallery of skies and cloudscapes from arcade games, via Present /&/ Correct
visa-free score: limits of roaming without a passport and other quirks of international travel
Tuesday, 13 February 2018
7x7
shuffleboard: some interesting facts about the sport of curling
wait, wait—don’t tell me: a public television programme or something Liam Neeson would say to a burrito right before eating it
official portraits: artists Kehinde Wiley and Amy Sherald commissioned by the Smithsonian to create paintings of the Obamas
nocturlabe: an instrument to determine local time at night based on the relative position of the stars
suffragetto: a century’s old board game that pits equal-rights activists against the police
hermetically open: Amsterdam’s private Ritman Library brings over sixteen hundred occult manuscripts on-line with the help of Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown
how u hot: a neural network generates phrases for chalky candy hearts