Iran doubles the bounty on US soldiers for women who kill or capture them un the event of a ground invasion. NATO is said to be exploring options to ensure freedom of navigation through the Strait of Hormuz. As countries around the world shrug off Trump call for solidarity and economic warfare, the American president, cryptically and confusedly, suggests that the US military could be enlisted—somehow—to offset loses in the bond markets, global skepticism in the future solvency in the country that makes it more expensive to finance its debt, possibly intimating that the armed forces could become mercenaries for hire for third-party conflicts.
The US only other option for leverage against Iran, having painted itself into a corner, would be to sanction Chinese banks and small, independent “teapot” refineries that import Iranian oil, but ahead of Xi’s planned state visit to the US, it does not seem like a palatable course of action—strong-arming has gotten them nowhere. France pledges delivery of air interceptors to Ukraine after deadly waves of Russian attacks. Canada hits America with a retaliatory tariffs as trade war escalates. Washington removes Syria from its list of states sponsoring terrorism after fifty years following a congressional review and hints that Damascus might play along with the embargo against Tehran.
Saturday, 22 August 2026
day one hundred seventy (13. 729)
Friday, 21 August 2026
9x9 (13. 725)
⛒: the mostly true story of hobo code—see previously here and here
bury the axis: an independent 1943 anti-fascist stop-motion film
blackball: a variation on the grandfather paradox with billiards
cow comes: roundly ridiculed Niu Lai (็ๆฅ) becomes a box-office hit
home taping is killing music: the banality of streaming and the lost joy of music piracy—via Things Magazine—see previously
diesel dazzle: GM archives reveal costume designs from the Golden Age of industrial musicals—see previously
casserole culture: Melissa Joseph’s woollen impressions of Midwestern niceties
lampchop after dark: ventriloquist Shari Lewis‘ raunchier days on the comedy circuit
hailing frequency: a 1951 prototype beeper in the form of a wearable garter buzzer
one year ago: a banger from Midnight Oil (with synchronoptica) plus the Dumbarton Oaks conference (1944)
two years ago: assorted links to revisit
three years ago: Cars by Gary Numan
four years ago: the rules of chess, more links to enjoy plus a banger from Oasis
five years ago: rude toponyms plus The Baltics are Waking Up (1991)
six years ago: limited patronage, Comrade Gulliver, antique ballots, Italy’s Hundred Horse Chestnut plus vintage Japanese boxed meal wrappers
Tuesday, 18 August 2026
day one hundred sixty-six (13. 720)
Contradicting the characterization of his own special envoy and son-in-law Jared Kushner that „robust“ talks are continuing, Trump declares that there are no more negotiations with Tehran happening—adding, contrary to reality, that the Strait of Hormuz is open and operational under US control. The fallout from the American withdrawal from the Pacific is perceived as an abandonment of Taiwan and South Korea with no action needed on the part of Beijing and Pyongyang.
The resupply issues facing the carrier group the USS Abraham Lincoln were exacerbated, it is revealed, due to secretary of war Hegseth‘s wanting to hide the extent of destruction to naval stations in the region from the public. The UAE suspends all commercial trade with Iran over alleged missile strikes. Concurrently, Abu Dhabi hosts a security conference with US secretary of state Rubio, against Tehran‘s repeated warnings to gulf neighbors not to cooperate with Washington lest be treated as collaborators.
Tuesday, 4 August 2026
nru ≫ nro (13. 690)
Following moves by the Czech Republic, Swaziland and Turkey to change their exonyms to Czechia, Eswatini and Tรผrkiye respectively, the world’s third smallest country, the remote Pacific atoll, facing an existential threat over climate change and rising ocean levels, has announced it will be henceforth called Naoero after a popular referendum. Whilst ditching the colonial name of Pleasant Island when Great Britain allowed the German Empire to annex it as part of the Marshall Islands Protectorate, its endonym was restored, though in sort of a backhanded, paternalistic manner by ethnographer and linguist Paul Hambruch who gave it the folk-etymology as a contraction of the phrase a-nuau-a-a-ororo, supposedly, “I go to the beach.”
After the British retook the phosphate-rich island following the end of World War I to be administered by Australia, the name Nauru stuck but as a pronunciation of convenience since the native name was difficult for foreigners to say. The twelve thousand residents of the parliamentary republic is a member of the United Nations, the Commonwealth and the International Monetary Fund. Mineral resources mostly exhausted—which destroyed all arable land and all food is currently imported, Naoero has earned a significant portion of its revenue by alternating recognition for the ROC and the PRC under the One-China Policy, as well as the breakaway regions of Georgia of Abkhazia and South Ossetia and from housing refugees awaiting immigration requests for Australia and New Zealand to be processed.
Saturday, 1 August 2026
not for all the tea in china (13. 679)
Whilst some are uncommon lexical fossils, some three dozen Chinese terms for teas have been formally made part of the English corpus, language of course reflecting discernment revealing historic attitudes ranging from admiration, appropriation to derision. Bohea and Keemun have been borrowed directly from their regional provenance as well as descriptive words for different styles like oolong (็้พ) and congou, and souchong developed and cultivated in the Wuyi mountains of northern Fujian—green, white, black all coming from the same tea leaves, just dried and cured with different processes which affect the taste. The etymologies of some terms are more abstract, such as “pekoe” for grading leaves, with the Western tea trade’s standards—ostensibly from a word meaning downy and referring the quality of a leaf freshly emerged for the bud and suitable for the highest quality brew—it may have been invented by nineteenth century magnate Sir Thomas Lipton with his premium “orange pekoe” (something that did not exist in Chinese tea culture) in deference to the House of Orange-Nassau and the more established Dutch East India Company who first introduced the beverage to Europe, and then there’s the unfortunate pantomime stock character Widow Twankey.
A corruption of the tea export hub of the district of Tuxni (ๅฑฏๆบช) in Anhui province that had an unfair reputation of producing lower quality tea leaves, older, courser, raggedy and became associated with something past its prime with a stereotyped staple role in musical stage comedies that would make Mickey Rooney’s part in Breakfast at Tiffany’s seem mild in comparison, an eccentric matronly figure, usually played by a male actor in drag, running a Chinese laundry. One would like to report such depictions did not linger but the 1861 routine lasted through the vaudeville era in the 1930s and the Widow Twankey was revived in the third season of Kevin Sorbo’s Hercules: The Legendary Journeys as a recurring character—played by Michael Hurst—Iolaus, Hercules’ charioteer in that series as well as on Xena: Warrior Princess, in drag and conflating several mythological tradition as the original was Aladdin’s mother somehow. Fortunately other tea-terminology, not the reserve of experts and connoisseurs, is transmitted accurately and with respect though the business of trade was anything but.
synchronoptica
one year ago: the Helsinki Accords (with synchronoptica), more synthetic geology plus the playfulness of AI
two years ago: Ford is prepped for his new role, the samplers of Lorina Buwler plus cartographic innovations
three years ago: Dune published (1965), assorted links worth revisiting plus the case against Trump
four years ago: a taxonomical exploration plus MST3K on Hercules Unchained
five years ago: the debut of MTV (1981), more on hyperinflation, the biblically nameless, more Universal Everything plus a prime pollinator
six years ago: Lammas Day, Deadmau5 and the Neptunes plus facial masks inspired by mass-transit upholstery patterns
Tuesday, 28 July 2026
day one-hundred forty-six (13. 669)
Following an impassioned appeal by Zelenskyy, who was in Washington for the funeral of Lindsey Graham (as was Netanyahu), the US senate passes landmark sanctions on Russia. American and Saudi forces launch strikes against Iranian affiliated targets in Iraq.
Ukraine hits more Russian bound Iranian cargo ships in the Caspian Sea, calling them indirect combatants. China is accused of supplying Iran with shoulder fired missile launchers. US Central Command announces joint AI working group in partnership with the UAE, the task force called Talon Synapse aimed at integrating artificial intelligence in military applications and cyber security. Negotiations still stalled with Trump claiming some “good” talks, the US president threatens Tehran with a fresh wave of strikes on civilian infrastructure if no deal is reached.
Wednesday, 22 July 2026
9x9 (13. 646)
free play: the false nostalgia of the child-rearing in the 1980s
it ends: capitalising on the popularity of liminal spaces, we discover the next trend, being trapped on an infinite trail
eco chamber: the personal library of semiotician, philosopher and author Umberto Eco (previously) opens to the public in his Tuscan villa
from the prepare-for-everything-to-get-very-stupid-and-xenophobic-department: USA to enforce same protectionist, nativist policies exercised in the Tik-Tok ban for open-source AI
war & cheese: stalled European Union sanctions package for Russia exposes persistent divisions in the Bloc—see also
the cemeteries are full of indispensable people: the dash to fill an America-shaped void
hot merfolk summer: besting one’s holiday hashtags aspirations with Miss Margaret Morris’ choreography
end of the road: uncelebrated termini and the Roman god of boundaries
unquantified self movement: bucking the trend of maxxing and wellness-optimisation
Friday, 3 July 2026
9x9 (13. 585)
hospitalithings: a quiet, meticulous observation of common objects found in lodgings—via Nag on the Lake
aka vlogging: Hank Green interviews Ze Frank (previously) about the YouTube format he pioneered, advising discomfort to put ideas out into the world—via Waxy
yes, yes, very good—thank you for self-identifying as a short-sighted rube and saving us the trouble: the US constitution us for simple folk still burdened by the belief that words have meaning
llog: Victor Henry Mair, sinologist and frequent Language Log contributor has passed away, aged 83
new posting: an interactive map charting the careers of civil servants managing the bureaucracy of the British Empire—via Map Maniaalignment chart: a cross-over of Chekhov’s Gun, Schrรถdinger’s Cat, Occam’s Razor and Murphy’s Law
in an instant: the last Polaroid factory in the world is in the Dutch town of Enschede
bilberry buns: a Polish pastry gets its own holiday
ozzy’s ozzy is a unique case: observations from a celebrity impersonator cruise—via Kottke
Wednesday, 1 July 2026
bodega cat (13. 579)
Enjoying the correspondence between these two disparate posts, we couldn’t resist combining them as a celebration of our feline companions first with this project by Marcel Heijnen to document the gradual disappearance of “shop cats” in Shanghai as traditional stores are replaced through gentrification with modern, hermetically sealed retail spaces twinned with the early 1980s phenomenon of the Nameneko cats of photographer Saturo Tsuda.
Hugely popular at the time, these cats were dressed and set in dioramas depicting high school gangsters—banchล (็ช้ท, male delinquents) and sukeban (ในใฑ็ช, female delinquents) who rebelled against authority, smoking in the boys’ room and with subversive tailoring of their school uniforms. Hang in there baby. Much more at the links above.
Saturday, 27 June 2026
9x9 (13. 563)
pennsylvania dutch: an ethnographic profile of the Deitsch speaking Amish—see also
it’s 1100 pm—do you know where your ai agent is: Janelle Shane (previously) on agentic artificial intelligence, vibe-coding and the need for guardrails
hunshandake sandy land: battling creeping desertification with an army of chickens
ethnic cleansing: US supreme court rules that the country can refuse asylum-seekers at the border and can begin the deportation of Syrian and Haitian refugees under temporary protected status
⚙️⚙️⚙️๐ฆ⚙️⚙️⚙️: manoeuvre your marine mollusc through an environment resembling dungeon levels from Zelda with Bubble Bobble type puzzles—via MetaFilter
rainbow plaques: an alternative to Blue historical markers appear across London, honouring LGTBQ+ personages
final descent: the iconic airliner, the Boeing 747, is being phased out
jerry’s world: a map of an imaginary land limned over decades using a deck of cards for procedural generation—see also
despicable me: the influence of Minionese on the slang of Gen Alpha—see previously
Friday, 19 June 2026
9x9 (13. 533)
biometrics: the after effects of gamification of physical activity—sometimes I want to launch my pedometer and everything else into the Sun
sovereign wealth fund: Bernie Sanders’ proposal to cede control and profits of AI to the American public
cinecope: an archive of rare and rarefied films—via Web Curios
battle of the bit: an authoritative archive of chiptune and MIDI renditions
otome: the rise of synthetic, choose-your-own-adventure romance
a privet matter: a farmer hacks down China’s lonely tree—see also here and here
chromacity: the colours on the spectrum that your screens cannot deliver—via MetaFilter
a show of hands: designing more finger-friendly haptics for our devices—plus dispelling old myths, via Waxy
dark flow: how your scrolling addiction was built off casino gambling
Thursday, 11 June 2026
intersentential meshing (13. 501)
Though noticing how autocomplete, auto-suggests has creepingly over the last few years began to offer a host of emoji when typing in a term, particularly with nationalities, showing a flag and also associated cuisine that kind of is off-putting and verges to the the level of ethnic stereotype (Italy gives you ๐ฎ๐น plus ๐) and code-switching with a German computer set to English where to summon an symbol “music” won’t pull up ๐ถ but rather “Noten” nor “hole” for ๐ณ️ but “Loch,” we haven’t fully considered how the visual lexicon becomes argot in other languages.
In Chinese texting, it’s sometimes used to stay under the radar for shadowbanned words that might result in one’s profile being flagged—as with ๐ for ๐ต๐ธ—there’s a lot of use of homophony, entendre and euphemism driven by Latin character pinyin input for Chinese logograms. Horse (้ฆฌ, Mว), for example, though tonally distinct shares a range of similarly pronounced words—making ๐ด good for anything from mother to mosaic. In the pictured example, the pill emoji has become a popular, though possibly inscrutable for some, shorthand way of expressing that something is doomed for failure. What other idiosyncratic but widely accepted uses can you think of? More from Sixth Tone at the link above.
synchronoptica
one year ago: smoke-filled rooms (with synchronopticรฆ), protesting ICE raids in Los Angeles plus a segregationist is compelled to stand down (1963)
twelve years ago: driving in Italy plus the refugee crisis at the US southern border
thirteen years ago: mobile spywear
fourteen years ago: the legacy of toxic waste plus a recipe for asparagus pasta
fifteen years ago: the punishment not fitting the crime
Tuesday, 9 June 2026
6x6 (13. 496)
epistolary: a profile of one of China’s last working Qiaopi writers (ไพจๆน) who sends letters and remittances to relatives overseas
robert tyzyczhowzswiski is asking the court to change his cognomen: the trials and tribulations of legal stenographers—see also
gonzo and camilla: revisiting emperor Honorius, chicken fancier
inter esperantistoj; the undying dream of the universal language—see previously—via Web Curios
post-hoc rationalisation: more lawyers get in trouble for reliance on AI
fountain of knowledge: Japanese quiz culture was shaped by the post-war US occupation
Saturday, 16 May 2026
day seventy-seven (13. 435)
Returning from Beijing with little apparent progress of AI integration, the question of support for Taiwan or Middle East peace, and still haunted or harnessed with the spectre of not being concerned about the worsening economic welfare of the American people in pursuit of a war only speciously connected with their security, Trump’s threats to recommence military operations has Iranians on edge—the chief outcome of the meeting in China being the reaffirmation that Trump is an agent of chaos and Xi heading the more competent, staid and predictable superpower. Meanwhile, the administration appears to make good on its announcement to withdraw American troops and mid-range missiles stationed in Europe, the redeployments already seemingly underway in Bavaria and the deployment of a brigade level combat unit to Poland halted as the threat of Russia on NATO’s eastern flank remains.
synchronoptica
one year ago: a catalogue of non-synonymous phrases (with synchronopticรฆ) plus a baffling online oracle
fourteen years ago: Iceland’s Kitchenware Revolution
fifteen years ago: a Eurovision watch-party plus America loosing its competitive edge
Friday, 15 May 2026
day seventy-six (13. 432)
Taking a pragmatic approach to the region, China lobbies for a lasting ceasefire for the region and oppose the militarisation of the Strait of Hormuz as the Beijing trip concludes. Trump expresses more frustration with Tehran but seems to soften on demands regarding taking the stockpiles of enriched uranium, as the vote on the war powers act, which would require the president to withdraw forces from the Persian gulf, fails to pass the lower house of congress by a single vote.
Taipei takes silence as the best possible outcome following private talks between Xi and the US president. The only clear winners were the entourage of business executives, including the family syndicate, who secured investment deals in microchips and aerospace, with no indication that China, which purchases ninety-percent of Iranian petroleum exports, would alter its arrangement. Twice this week, Venezuela has been referred to as America’s fifty-first state, with Caracas rather nonplussed at this announcement. Renewed negotiation between Israel and Lebannon will begin over the weekend, despite intense fighting between the IDF and Hezbollah.
synchronoptica
one year ago: pigeon bells (with synchronopticรฆ), the Volstead Act of 1925, assorted links to enjoy plus an ancient Roman mosaic
thirteen years ago: search results and word association
fourteen years ago: bank bailouts plus continued opposition to increasing farm yields with GMOs
Thursday, 14 May 2026
day seventy-five (13. 430)
Trump’s high-stakes meeting with Xi ends after two hours with the US president preparing to depart for home, Trump characterising their relationship as “better than ever” following bilateral talks. Concerns that America would abandon Taiwan appear to be unfounded with that sticking point papered over for now as the Chinese leader, citing the Thucydides Trap, used to describe US-China relations and the fear of being displaced by an emerging power, like the Greeks to the Spartans, should be avoided and work towards becoming “partners and not rivals.” It is unclear what concrete outcomes were achieved.
Vice president Vance announces that progress has been made in negotiations with Iran but is yet unclear if Tehran’s concessions will satisfy Trump’s red lines on Iranian nuclear ambitions. Fifteen ships carrying humanitarian aid have been allowed to pass through the US naval blockade of the Persian gulf after a month of the sea embargo being in operation. The almost complete internet blackout in the country reaches its seventh fifth day as the government names Mohammad Reza Aref new cyberspace policy chief. Continued attacks in Lebanon has reportedly increased support for Hezbollah.
synchronoptica
one year ago: the latest mashup from DJ Earworm (with synchronopticรฆ) plus night fishing for distant broadcasts
thirteen years ago: the origins of the peace symbol, the magic roundabout plus a collection of food and drink patron saints
Wednesday, 13 May 2026
hairsplitting (13. 429)
US secretary of state Marco Rubio was able to accompany Trump on his brief visit to Beijing despite being under sanctions from China—a manoeuvre more favoured by the Americans to confer status non gratis to critics—thanks to, we learn via Super Punch, to a diplomatic workaround put in place shortly after Trump’s return to the presidency and installing Rubio in his cabinet. As a senator, the Cuban-American who staunchly opposes Communism, Rubio had a long track record of stances against China, including speaking out against posture in Hong Kong and legislation that condemning allegations of slave labour and oppression of the Uyghur population and reaffirming US quasi-support for Taiwanese self-governance, garnering his ban as a possible contender for high office.
Though the embargo still stands against ้ฆฌๅฏ·ๅฎๆฑๅฐผๅฅง·้ฒๆฏๅฅฅ (Mวkฤ ฤndลngnรญร o Lว Bวร o) for his words and deeds, according to the embassy, a slight linguistic, tonal shift, with a different character to transliterate lu (from ๅข to ้ฒ, reflecting his policy shift away from human rights issues and full alignment with Trump and possible heir apparent)—was enough to grant him entry for officials, whereas the slightest discrepancy between what’s presented one’s identity documents and voter registration rolls would merit disenfranchisement if not arrest (see also, see previously). Trump himself is referred to variously as telangpu or chuanpu by the state and in the media. Moreover, Rubio was also seen lounging on Air Force One’s redeye flight in the track suit worn by Venezuela’s Nicolas Maduro after the US kidnapped him—steal his look. Despite the urgent focus on trade, AI-dominance and a peace settlement in the Middle East, the US softening its support for Taiwan, major producer of the advanced chips needed for advancing artificial intelligence, seems to be the objective, changing the official language from America “not supporting” Taipei independence to “opposing” it.
day seventy-four (13. 425)
Oil is expected to remain over a hundred dollars per barrel for the remainder of the year with derivatives including fertiliser remaining prohibitively expensive for farmers. Trump also reaffirmed he is considering resuming major combat operations over Tehran’s unwillingness to accept the terms of the US deal. Saudi Arabia and the UAE have been conducting covert, undeclared attacks on Iran, and Israel, keeping up its assault on Hezbollah elements in Lebanon, have reservations about the US negotiating position, worried that Trump will strike a bad deal with the Revolutionary Guard, as Pakistan’s role as intermediary faces criticism for strategic opportunism rather than being an honest broker in mediation by some.
one year ago: the Episcopal church breaks with the US government over immigration policy (with synchronopticรฆ) plus Qatar gifts Trump an airplane
Sunday, 12 April 2026
but all of those points don’t matter compared to allowing nuclear power to be in the hands of such volatile, difficult, unpredictable people (13. 344)
Making a bad situation of his own creation far worse, following the failure (by design) of the peace summit hosted by Pakistan, American president Trump lightly elaborated on his plan to simultaneously open the Strait of Hormuz with a coalition from the NATO countries he has disparaged, led by the UK—which Trump said earlier has no navy—and to blockade it, stopping any ships from entering or exiting the vital waterway and further placing an interdict on all vessels in international waters that had paid a toll to the Iranian government for passage.
The threat, which is not conducive to further talks (Tehran had no pretensions that a treaty would be reached in a day, Obama’s 2015 nuclear settlement, the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, JCPOA—nullified by Trump, took twenty months of negotiations during times of relatively less tension and not twenty hours under duress), would reignite hostilities should Iran remain obdurate over US demands or intervene militarily should US ships try to enter the strait and, if carried out, would embargo tankers from France, Japan, the Philippines, India, South Korea and China that have successfully obtained passage, likely already subject to US sanctions for the breach and with attendant economic consequences, affecting global supplies of not only oil and natural gas but also helium for semi-conductors and phosphate, urea and sulfur for agriculute. After walking back from the brink of destroying the entire culture, from an individual lobbying for the Nobel Peace prize not too long ago, Trump again reiterated his options of targeting civilian energy infrastructure and wantonly commit war crimes.
Tuesday, 24 March 2026
9x9 (13. 291)
crepuscular rays: the phenomena of sun pillars explained
an exercise in attention: cultivating contemplation through a defence of pet portraiture
ๅ ณ็จ: Trump’s reciprocal tariffs have failed against the Chinese export economy
por la paz y justicia: Spain’s defiance and criticism under US duress is a template for the rest of European, allies threatened with sanction and invasion
the day of the locust: the Simpsons’ patriarch is taken from the protagonist of Nathanael West’s 1939 novel about Hollywood society with a cast of stock characters
odonymy: UK regionalism for alleyways—see previously, see also
ัะผะตััะพะฝะพะผะธะบะฐ: thanatology and Russia’s resistance to sanction
dinergoth: the post-subcultural mainstream and the weirding of middle of the road America as a coping mechanism
aurora borealis shining down in dallas: nineteenth century physicist Karl Lemstrรถm’s attempts to produce the Northern Lights on demand—see also






