Via Futility Closet, we learn that the four-year-old son Junior—called Tony—of humorist, critic author (an

He will just do nothing at all.
He will just sit there in the noonday sun.
And when they speak to him, he will not answer them,
Because he does not care to.
Folk singer and activist Pete Seeger (previously) adapted the lines into a song, finding the opposition highly relatable.