Although the aims of alchemists of transforming base metals into gold has been previously achieved through synthetic transmutation first in 1941 by heavy bombardment of mercury with neutrons—though the resulting isotopes were extremely radioactive and again in 1980 by Glenn Seaborg at Lawrence Livermore labs by surgically removing protons and neutrons from bismuth atoms, these demonstration projects were prohibitively expensive and would need to be scaled up a trillion-fold in order to produce a microscopic speck of the precious metal. We learn, however—via tmn—that researchers working on the ALICE programme at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, the acronym somewhat disappointingly only standing for A Large Ion Collider Experiment designed to study conditions immediately after the Big Bang with by creating exotic plasma phases of matter, have recently detected the mass albeit very short-lived conversion of lead into gold as the extremely hot and close-packed conditions cause dissociative reactions that can cause the target element to eject a small number of protons and neutrons, producing gold (the similar densities probably what inspired the study of alchemy in the first place). The above quick-silver and thallium were also temporary by-products of nuclear transmutation. Related to the title term, ฯฯฯ
ฯฮฟฯฮฟฮนฮฏฮฑ, แผฯฮณฯ
ฯฮฟฯฮฟฮนฮฏฮฑ (argyropeia) refers to artificial silver-making, usually trying with copper.
Friday, 9 May 2025
chrysopoeia (12. 443)
Friday, 21 March 2025
spaghettification (12. 323)
One might be familiar with the above transformation when one wanders too close to a black hole but there’s more physical properties to ponder in pasta that touch on the broader mysteries of the Cosmos. Noting the expertise required to produce the finest and most delicate varieties of angel hair, researchers applied science to create a matrix of nano-noodles to study the limits of dough and starch, inadvertently finding the resulting pasta to have enhanced stiffness and with possible applications as a biodegradable substitute for plastic. Enduring conundrums also present themselves in the form of the slurping problem—and variants—and Richard Feynman’s obsessive quandaries (previously) over why dry spaghetti always snapped in two and the physics behind stress and tension, which after a quarter of a century yielded a three way fracture with some mechanical finesse. More from BBC contributor Joseph Howlett at the link above.
synchronoptica
one year ago: World Puppetry Day (with synchronoptica), the Loyalty Order (1947) plus a Disneyland Dream (1956)
seven years ago: Karl Marx pedestrian signals, Tanglewood Tales plus Lewis Carroll’s logic game
eight years ago: assorted links worth revisiting
nine years ago: pixelated palettes plus artist Pieter Bruegel the Elder
ten years ago: Russian disinformation campaigns, the Reeperbahn and the Order of the Garter, more links to revisit plus Frida Kahlo in Detroit
Thursday, 30 January 2025
natronlokomotive (12. 194)
From the archives of Amusing Planet, we learn about a variant of “fireless” trains, running off a reservoir compressed air cycling through a reciprocating engine as opposed to steam-power derived from burning coal—cheaper, more energy efficient and safer without the risk of boiler explosion but with a limited range, called soda locomotives. Invented in the early 1880s by engineer and chemist Mortiz Honigmann, the engine was loaded with five tons of caustic soda (sodium hydroxide), generating heat when the substance came in contact with water, enough to propel the car forward with exhaust from the pistons in the closed-system passing again through the soda to perpetuate the cycle. After about four to five hours of use, the chemical reaction ceased being self-sustaining, at which point the boiler jacket would be swapped out for a refresh one at a station, the spent soda “recharged,” re-concentrated by dehydrating it, evaporating the excess water with an injection of ultra hot steam, that sourced from municipal heating surplus. Trialled as street cars for the public transit systems of Berlin and Aachen, they proved reliable and were well-received by passengers due to their silence and lack of smoke and soot. The demonstration project, however, was abandoned due to logistical problems, owning to the weight of the tank and liability for explosion (which fortunately never occurred) and whilst a forgotten juncture in rail and metro development, such an thermo-chemical exchange system has found new applications in recent years as a storage cell for renewable energy.
synchronoptica
one year ago: a sixty year old chatbot (with synchronoptica), Sierra On-line games plus assorted links worth revisiting
seven years ago: an exceptional flaneur, LEGO Day plus an online museum of ephemera
eight years ago: Trump’s national security council, feeding livestock subpar candy plus American Carnage 1.0
nine years ago: underwhelming fossils, Barbie origins, seasonal trappings and stereotypes, UFO cults plus road sign typefaces
ten years ago: the history of US-Mexico relations, the Duma to rule on German reunification plus more links to enjoy
Saturday, 28 December 2024
11x11 (12. 118)
nuclear dawn: a 1984 mural in Brixton, part of the Londonist tour of great public art in the city
winterval: a spot on take of the week between Christmas and New Year’s
tedium’s tedium awards: celebrating the protest songs of Jesse Welles, beating Tetris and more
omnibus: more year end lists from Miss Cellania—this one focussing on science
designated checkpoint: document-free travel being trialled, the passport replaced by one’s phone biometrics
holiday helper: repurposing classic cocktails for the festive season
encomnia: remembering the celebrities and artists lost in 2024
pizza day: recreating a school cafeteria staple with pourable crust—via Boing Boing
h-1b visas: requested immigration carved-outs for the tech sector pit Musk against MAGA
post-holiday blues: anticipating returning to work can evaporate that time off peace of mind
our century hasn’t been as free with words of wisdom as some others: Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s 1988 address to people living a hundred years later
synchronoptica
one year ago: a banger from Andrew Bird (with synchronoptica)
seven years ago: the aphorisms of Syrus, vintage London Underground posters plus a compendium of dark magic
eight years ago: celebrating the life and career of Carrie Fisher plus reflections on post-truth
nine years ago: feudalism and engaged citizenry, remote human settlements plus a look back at phony outrage
ten years ago: Pangea with current geopolitical borders, space-time fossils plus a Grumpy Cat Christmas
Friday, 6 December 2024
now chitans are a type of molluscs that nature uses to bedazzle things like rocks and shells (12 059)
Courtesy of Ms Cellania, we are afforded the opportunity to to catch up on our intrepid science presenter Ze Frank (see previously) with his surprise invitation to join the taxonomical committee of Frankfurt’s Senkenberg Ocean Species Alliance and his humorous tour (to find out if the offer was legitimate or a hoax) of the facility with an introduction to its scientific mission to describe and catalogue the overwhelming understudied forms of life under the waves. Frank will serve on the committing naming newly discovered species and certainly brings a lot to the table and reminded us of this impressive oratory feat in classifying the sea shell of North American beaches.
synchronoptica
one year ago: The Final Countdown (1986—with synchronoptica)
seven years ago: a private spy network, medical marijuana in Italy plus the philosophy of ikigai
eight years ago: the Chรขteau d’Aubiry plus repurposing love-locks
nine years ago: รsop’s Fables
eleven years ago: non-English tongue twisters, Snowden’s home town plus infographic native advertising
Friday, 8 November 2024
10x10 (11. 983)
chonkus: a cyanobacterium discovered in a underwater volcanic vent gobbles up CO₂ at prodigious levels—see previously
attentat im bรผrgerbrรคukeller: the meticulously planned attempted assassination of Adolf Hitler and other Nazi principals, foiled on this day in 1939—see also here and here
off-course: an Emperor Penguin recovering after a epic trip from Antarctica to Australia

files’s done, goodbye: Elwood Edwards—who voiced AOL’s “You’ve got mail” greeting—passed away, aged 74
bj blazkowicz: Wolfenstein franchise is enjoying a resurgence among those wanting to smash Nazis right now
the tiktok electorate: Facebook got the blame for Trump’s win in 2016 so it follows that P’Nut the Squirrel’s influencer status might be in part responsible for 2024—via tmn
๐ฆ: when the last 747 of Quantas’ fleet departed Australia for retirement, its flight path drew its logo
mauerfall: juxtaposing photos of Berlin then and now thirty-five years after the Wall came down
cells and organelles: thousands of professionally made vector illustrations and icons from the US National Institutes of Health—via Web Curios
Friday, 13 September 2024
to honour achievements that make people laugh and then make them think (11. 840)
The laureates of the Ig Noble Prize (see previously) have been announced in a competition organised by the scientific humorist society Annals of Improbable Research since 1991 and hosted by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology who arrange the ceremony with awards in ten categories, celebrating the best in unusual or seemingly trivial studies, presented by their Noble-winning counterparts. The botany prize was awarded to a team of researchers that found that the leaves of the parasitic chameleon vine (Boquila trifoliolata) will imitate an artificial host plant in order to blend in. Building on the effects of the placebo and the nocebo, the award for medicine went to an experiment demonstrating that fake drugs with painful side effects can be more effective than real treatments with none, and as has been widely reported, the prize in demographics was awarded for research that helped debunk some of the mystique of the so called Blue Zones, areas famous for having supercentenarians, also excel in bad record keeping.
Monday, 5 August 2024
8x8 (11. 746)
divi recap: the obfuscating vocabulary of finance and corporate take-overs
ch₄: methane removal may prove as the most effective way to curb the climate collapse
anima and archetype: an overview of the thought of Carl Jung—see previously
mamala: Maya Rudolf returning to the cast and reprising her role as Kamala Harris for the fiftieth season of Saturday Night Live—via Miss Cellania
v. to remove monks from: demonachise and other infrequently used words
wall flowers: increased appreciation of complex and nuanced botanical behaviour leads a new branch of plant philosophy
rewiring: if billionaires truly wanted to save the planet, they’d buy heat-pumps for every home—via Kottke
big brother and the holding company: the spiteful origins of Berkshire Hathaway and corporate hard-pivots
Sunday, 21 April 2024
10x10 (11. 503)
knock, knock, knock—who’s there: the authorship debate between William Shakespeare and Ben Jonson over the joke format
charlotte braun: the untimely demise of the Peanuts’ foil to Charlie Brown

io: Juno space probe reveals a gigantic lava lake on the Jovian satellite’s surface
he mad: Trump has to sit quietly through court proceedings
occult chemistry: a 1908 theosophical text by Annie Besant and Charles Leadbeater with diagrams by Curuppumullage Jinarajadasa
captive market: private equity comes after US prison commissaries
democracy dies in darkness: news media and the paywall dilemma
the colour of pomegranates: more on Armenian filmmaker Sergei Parajanov
is this a red flag: the Jane Eyre edition
synchronoptica
one year ago: more efforts to offset Labour Day plus a hitch-hiking companion on a Martian rover
two years ago: another classic from Prince (1985), the burial place of the Red Baron plus Disney and the culture wars
three years ago: the Tomorrow Show with special guest, duplexes in the Rรผhrhgebiet plus a mystery photo
four years ago: the Principality of Hutt, the founding of Rome (753 BC), a curatorial showdown, MS DOS coding, oil prices go negative, Texas exploits a crisis plus the Sabre Dance
five years ago: Easter greetings plus a return visit to the Völkerschlachtdenkmal
Monday, 18 March 2024
insatiable birdie (11. 433)
Via Miss Cellania, we not only learn the rather elegant physics and chemistry behind those sippy bird toys but also that researchers have given it an upgrade as a device to generate energy.
Sometimes mislabeled as a perpetual motion machine, the thirsty mechanism is a heat engine, two evacuated glass bulbs linked by a tube pivot on a crosspiece and turns the temperature gradient along the body into a pressure difference that translates to the mechanism. Water evaporates from the head (usually adorned with something absorbent like felt) and lowers the temperature and pressure and causes some of the vapour in the chamber to condense (usually ether, alcohol or chloroform) and the liquid is forced up the neck, causing it to tip forward. The ambient air temperature warms the bottom bulb and causes the cycle to repeat. The toy, originally called a Pulshammer was a German invention improved by Benjamin Franklin, after seeing one in action around 1768 and illustrates the principles of capillary action, wet-bulb temperature, heat of condensation as well as several laws of thermodynamics and idea gases and with the latest modifications also demonstrates the triboelectric effect (static electricity), harnessing it to power small appliances and seems overall like a pretty good educational apparatus, provoking thought while charging. Who knew? More technical details and a video demonstration of the prototype at the link above.one year ago: assorted links to revisit, Yugoslavian fashion plus climbing Everest (1923)
two years ago: more links to enjoy, two probes passing in the night, more shibboleths plus Arnold Schwarzenegger makes an appeal to the people of Russia
three years ago: RIP Yaphet Kotto, more links worth the revisit, Motown on tour (1965), mourning rings, fear of covering up plus the fashions of Birgitta Bjerke
four years ago: an iconic photograph from the battlefield (1942)
five years ago: Transit Driver Appreciation Day
Friday, 8 March 2024
hycean world (11. 408)
Hosted by a red dwarf around seventy light years from Earth nestled in the southern constellation of Equuleaus Pictoris (the painter’s easel, the majority of asterims of the hemisphere named after instruments representing the Age of Enlightenment and exploration), astronomers, building on earlier observations by Hubble, are studying the outermost exoplanet, TOI-270 ฮด, of the star system with the keener eyes of the James Webb Space Telescope and are coming to the conclusion that this temperate Neptune may be a water planet—above a portmanteau of hydrogen plus ocean. Though probably much hotter than conditions we are accustomed to, the pressure of the dense atmosphere (which the JWST can effectively lens through starlight and submit to spectral-analysis) and the fact it is tidally-locked with one side forever simmering and the other cast in an unending night reveals a chemical mix of water vapour and methane, suggesting a steamy global seascape.
synchronoptica
one year ago: Evil Empire (1983)
two years ago: assorted links to revisit
three years ago: more links to enjoy plus a World War I flying ace
four years ago: Mars’ Peacock Mountain
five years ago: Frauentag, writer and illustrator Dick Bruna, a namer of clouds plus a Simpsons’ episode pulled from rotation
Saturday, 18 November 2023
terraforming (11. 125)
Via Good Internet, we learn that AI-powered robot chemist, analysing Martian meteorites as a proxy for available materials in-situ (see previously) the Red Planet, has devised an efficient method for splitting the abundant reserves of water ice into its components—hydrogen and oxygen not only for air for potential human explorers to breathe but also for fuel—by trialing millions of molecular compounds (metallic ores bonded with those component elements are normally inert) apparently readily present in the Martian terrain to find the best catalyst to set off the reaction with the least need for extra energy to trigger the reaction and least effort of extraction. Though accomplished without human-intervention—drawing on the sum of human learning—the proposal would still need to be vetted by scientists for unintended consequences or biases for Earth gravity and weather. If proven safe and effective, maybe as an encore, the robot chemist could come up with the best way to capture and store carbon back home.
synchronoptica
one year ago: The Mouse and his Child (1977), the first book printed in English (1477) plus assorted links to revisit
two years ago: bias in photo developing, the consecration of Old and New St Peter’s plus not all symbols are universal
three years ago: your daily demon: Haagenti, more medieval remixes, a Star Trek TOS fashion show plus the origin of the asterisk
four years ago: the Triadic Ballet reprised, Super Robot manga, separating texting from emails plus the Rabbrexit tapestry
five years ago: exterior walls of Japan plus a 1950s scrapbook of Moscow
Monday, 23 October 2023
mol (11. 071)
As the unit of measurement for the amount of substance—proportional to the elementary entities (atoms, molecules, ions or other particles) within a volume, a way of bundling masses of into a magnitude of quantity after the conventions of a teaspoon, a dozen, a baker’s dozen or a gross so that chemical reactions, scientists can accurately express the concentration—recipe—of reactants. Despite the different natures, a mole of water (a chemical compound) and a mole of mercury (an element) have the same number of discrete particles in them—which is Avogadros’ Number, 6,022 ๏ฝ 10²³ mol, six hundred two sextillion, two hundred quintillion. It’s useful to have such a normalising proxy for grasping the number of atoms in a given object. Enthusiasts and educators celebrate Mole Day on this day (US calendar conventions) from 06:02 in the morning until two after six in the evening as a way to drum up interest in chemistry and scientific literacy.
one year ago: visiting Crete
two years ago: your daily demon: Sabnok plus assorted links to revisit
three years ago: circuit judge Roy Cohn, a pretend Communist coup, more links to enjoy, the beginning of the world plus an appreciation of the colour russet
four years ago: more links worth revisiting plus more on the far future night sky
five years ago: the canals of Mars, swing sixties cover of Red Hot Chili Peppers, the first Russian rapper plus noteworthy files from the US National Records Archive
Friday, 14 July 2023
๐๐๐๐ (10. 881)
Via the always excellent Web Curios, we are referred to quite a grand and ongoing project soliciting nominees and showcasing one molecule per month, without fail, since 1996, which is not only impressive for its longevity but also for its accessible scholarship for each chemical compound. Recently showcased molecules include the alchemists’ White Phosphorus, Androstenone, the porcine pheromone that can stop dogs barking, wine lactone that gives the drink its fragrant notes and astaxanthin, the ingredient responsive for making flamingoes pink. Check it out and let us know what you’ve learned or what molecule you’d like to know more about.
Thursday, 13 July 2023
ask sherloc (10. 878)
Whilst not definitive proof of past life in the form of preserved or residual biological matter, exploring the Martian Jezero crater the Perseverance rover has detected organic molecules, gaining insights about the Red Planet’s carbon cycles and the potential to host life as we know it—utilising its deep ultraviolet laser instrumentation with the title acronym for Scanning Habitable Environments with Raman & Luminescence for Organics & Chemicals. The non-uniformity of these deposits—which will be sampled and hopefully returned to Earth for further study in 2030, suggests that different catalysts were in action to synthesise or metabolise these chemicals over time, preserving them under distinct conditions, possibly consistent with biological processes. Learn more at the links above.
synchronoptica
one year ago: a Brian Adams power ballad (1991) plus a summer research project on artificial intelligence from 1956
two years ago: your daily demon: Aim, plus more adventures in Sweden as we drive to the Glass Realm
three years ago: assorted links to revisit plus a review of audio recording and playback formats
four years ago: remixed Gregorian chants, assorted links worth revisiting, Manhattanhenge plus artist Judith Jans Leyster
five years ago: White House recording device revealed (1973), Karlheinz Stockhausen’s musical zodiac, Trump Baby, the book cover art of Manuja Waldia plus reimagined propaganda for the current state of civil discourse
Tuesday, 11 July 2023
operation sober popeye (10. 872)
Also known under the codenames Motorpool and Intermediary-Compatriot and repudiated as an unacceptable tactic in warfare after leaks in the Pentagon Papers and unwelcome press coverage with a US Senate resolution passed on this day in 1973, the military cloud-seeding program carried out from 1967 to 1972 attempted chemical modification of the weather with the aim of extending monsoon seasons and disrupting the North Vietnamese supply-chain along the Ho Chi Minh Trail by soften road surfaces and causing landslides. Operations in secret extended over Thailand, Laos and Cambodia. Despite its highly classified nature, the 54th Weather Reconnaissance Squadron, the unit chiefly responsible for the tests, publicly and prominently used the slogan “make mud, not war.” The American people deciding that such measures had no place on the battlefield, weather disruption falls presently under the auspices of the Environmental Modification Convention.
synchronoptica
one year ago: the Hollywood Bowl (1922), Avogadro’s Number (1811) plus Fischer v Spassky (1972)
two years ago: Fleetwood Mac by Fleetwood Mac (1975) plus a megalithic stone ship in Sweden
three years ago: a visit to the Ehrenburg on the Ehrbach
four years ago: a delayed release of “Space Oddity” (1969), the uncontrolled deorbit of Skylab (1979) plus France approves a digital services tax scheme
five years ago: a collection of samurai clan banners, a disclaimer on social media that comes too late, America’s garbage politicians sit for a family photos plus Trump attends a NATO summit
Thursday, 8 June 2023
9x9 (10. 794)
all star festival: the 1963 charity concert sponsored by the UN for refugee aid with headliners Ella Fitzgerald, Doris Day and Louis Armstrong
smoke from a distant fire: New York City’s air quality falls to the most hazardous in the world—see also

bezold-brรผcke shift: the Sun shines green
better living through chemistry: a glossary of manufactured terminology
wopr: Nicolas Temese creates dioramas of miniature vintage computers—see previously
espionage act: Trump summoned to the federal courthouse in Miami on charges of illegally retaining classified files
cop 28: the warming weather cycle of El Niรฑo is upon us
wall of sound: the logistics of touring that defies credulity
Friday, 7 April 2023
exposome (10. 658)
We learn via the New Shelton wet/dry that the field of exposomics was coined in 2005 to describe the aetiology of chronic disease and cancers due to environmental factors and has since been expanded as a heuristic approach to gauging exposure to pollutants and how toxins are metabolised and change in the body once incorporated. Taken rather dismissively like the statistic that we swallow a fair share of spiders annually, the idea that we ingest a credit card per week of microplastics ought to be a cause for alarm and what’s inert and what’s potentially reactive and enduring is a big unknown for public health and well-being as we continue to trash our planet.
Sunday, 5 February 2023
tomorrowland 2055 (10. 525)
Due to budget cuts which already limited the number of planned attractions, Disneyland reluctantly opened up its last themed land to commercial sponsorship, becoming something of a showcase of corporate America, including Dutch Boy Paint, the agrochemical giant Monsanto and its Hall of Chemistry and General Electric with its Carousel of Progress. Space Mountain was proposed initially as a functioning space port for Disney World in the vicinity of Cape Canaveral.
Sunday, 8 January 2023
breaking bread (10. 448)
Published in 1903 with the express purpose of linking bakery and laboratory and advocate for the miller the downstream supply-chain, Owen Simmons, FCS (Fellow of the Chemical Society) ensures that the science that goes into loaves and biscuits is not taken for granted with the rather costly tribute in the form of one of the first photobooks—a deluxe edition that spared no expense in detailing and documenting the fusion of techniques, with exacting instructions, to make the perfect slice. More from Public Domain Review at the link above.