eleventy-first (11. 862)

Canonically on one of the few dated events in the trilogy, The Lord of The Rings opens with the birthday celebrations on this day held in in honour of Bilbo and cousin Frodo Baggins, the latter who upon attaining his thirty-third year legally comes of age, six decades after the beginning of The Hobbit. Funny, therapeutic, relatable and a bit cathartic, we recommend attending this recent hearing of this case, family law, from one superfan Tom Bombadil, plaintiff, seeking judgment to turn a harvest festival into a Bilbo Baggins Birthday Bash (listen or watch the proceedings below) and wants the participation of his partner, who finds the idea a bit too cringe for her tastes.

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synchronoptica

one year ago: assorted links to enjoy (with synchronoptica) plus a galactic grouping

seven years ago: more links to revisit

eight years ago: Jovian moons

nine years ago: even more links worth revisiting plus more on colonial trade

ten years ago: a new front in the Cola Wars plus Altweibersommer

second congressional district (11. 861)

Though GOP efforts to change balloting procedures in crucial swing states like Georgia and North Carolina are likely to fail and have no impact on the outcome with laws in place preventing last-minute alterations given that early voting has already started, a pressure campaign in Nebraska could prove pivotal, this state and Maine being the only jurisdictions that don’t allocate electoral college votes by the spoils system where the winner takes them all but by congressional districts. Not splitting the ticket between rural and urban areas, could according to some strategists’ calculations of several scenarios, increase the chances of resulting in an electoral college tie, which sends the vote to the House of Representatives, which by some estimates advantages Trump over Harris. Democrats, for their part with the party in power setting the conditions, would also be be emboldened to change the rules in order to prevent such bald gamesmanship, further eroding confidence in the process.

may a moody baby doom a yam (11. 860)

Beginning with the palindromatic title, this 2003 homage to Subterranean Homesick Blues by Al Yankovic (previously) is brilliantly hilarious with all the lyrics reading the same forwards and backwards, soundly cryptic enough to be Dylanesque, especially with the delivery of the pseudo-poetic rhymes with harmonica accompaniment. Judging at an inaugural palindrome competition, along with John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants (I Palindrome I), Yankovic mentioned his favourite line as “Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo” as one of his proudest moments and that. The winner was “Todd erases a red dot.” A dog, a panic in a pagoda.

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synchronoptica

one year ago: nostalgia for the dark (with synchronoptica) 

seven years ago: lanterns of the dead plus diabolical engineering

eight years ago: the Berlin Airlift headquarters, functional Transformers plus the 1937 Paris World Expo 

nine years ago: a visit to Salò, the Italian capital during the puppet government under Nazi control, plus crossing the Alps

ten years ago: Rome’s nemeses, a visit to the memorial park at the former inter-German border plus education in the Empire

hell is other people (11. 859)

With apologies to Sartre, we learn from Web Curios’ lede link that a new social media platform has been launched that’s either a withering piece of metacommentary on personal branding and curation or actual hell. As the main (and only) character, one can create a private place for announcing status updates, “reflect, post, feel heard,” like one’s daily diary except with an infinite host of generative followers, tailored either as fans, foes, trolls, cheerleaders, haters, etc. While having a personal sounding board may be helpful sometimes for those feeling lonely or isolated, it’s too easy to conflate regurgitation with connection and seems to be the realisation of the Dead Internet Theory. This does not seem like a market place of ideas, nor constructive feedback and only contributes to the echo-chamber and tribalism. More at the links above, including this user’s perspective of the experience.

6x6 (11. 858)

second-hand baloney boys: director Bong-Joon-ho’s Mickey17 explores indentured immortality with his expendable space colonists—like the duplicates paradox of teleportation 

r/no burp: a Redditor community brings recognition to an undiagnosed but pervasive syndrome 

ultimate world cruise: the social media coverage of a trip to seven continents plays out like reality television  

the ladies annual journal; or, complete pocket book for the year: the 1776 diary of Susannah Dalbiac kept in the back of an almanac 

twenty-eight years later: latest instalment of Danny Boyle’s zombie franchise was filmed entirely on iPhones 

sanewashing: how journalists can resist normalising outrageous and radical ideas—via the New Shelton wet/dry

building fires (11. 857)

Via Quantum of Sollazzo, we are directed to a highly visual piece of reporting from Reuters highlighting the dangers and deficiencies in construction codes (see previously) in many jurisdictions that don’t mandate the removal of polymer (essentially solidified gasoline) cladding from residential and office buildings. Driven by the energy crisis of the 1970s, architects were pressured into reducing heating costs with ventilated façades that provided extra insulation to improve energy efficiency. That intermediate panelling which creates an air gap for the structure are now recognised as combustible and for their failings in terms of safety and yet remain with evacuation strategies tragically outdated. Much more at the links above.

 synchronoptica

one year ago: assorted links to revisit (with synchronoptica) plus the stock market panic of 1873

seven years ago: more links to enjoy,  Trump at the UN General Assembly plus the lives of Lucy Schwob and Suzanne Malherbe

eight years ago: a telescopic mountain-finder in the Swiss Alps, even more links worth revisiting plus AI jingles

nine years ago: a visit to Lake Garda plus regional vintages

ten years ago: Roman timekeeping

megaslump (11. 856)

The expanding Batagaika crater is a thermokarst depression in the northeastern Siberia taiga, presently about one kilometre long and growing at an alarming rate, beginning as a small gulley in the 1960s when the permafrost thawed (see previously) after the surrounding forests were cleared and since 1990, swallowing more and more land and becoming known as the Gateway to Hell. On a vicious trajectory, feedback loop, more thawing occurs as the gash gets bigger and the ground is bereft of tree cover and releases more ancient organic stores of carbon that further contribute to the planet’s warming, making more unstable sinkholes.

blue line, red line (11. 855)

In a statement delivered amid the sonic booms of Israeli fighter jets conducting mock air raids in the skies over Beirut and actual strikes on the southern border, Hizbollah secretary general Hassan Nasrallah addressed for the first time publicly the coordinated denotations of booby-trapped pagers and walkie-talkies Tuesday and Wednesday that killed three dozen supposed operatives and seriously maimed thousands as low-tech communication devices exploded in orchestra after receiving the trigger signal at the same time. Israeli intelligence manufactured and distributed the rigged handheld pagers through a series of Taiwanese and Hungarian shell companies beginning in 2022 once it surmised that Hizbollah were avoiding cell phones for fear that their messages could be intercepted, and whilst this surprise simultaneous assault is arguably more targeted and discriminating than the bloodshed in Gaza, the injuries sustained happened in public, in the markets and in traffic and not on individuals actively carrying out the business of the organisation, in violation of the on prohibition on landmines and similar traps, causing mass panic and overwhelming Lebanon’s and Syria’s emergency care infrastructure. Potentially six thousand of people could have been killed all at once in this unprecedent attack. Nasrallah called the sabotage an act of war, vowing to keep fighting until aggression in Palestine ends. Though not acting during the immediate chaos, Israel is committing to this “new phase” of the war in order to return settlers to the north of the country on the countries’ disputed border region and the occupied Golan Heights.