domain squatting (13. 855)

Trump, deciding that the potential for the eschatological world ending crisis was giving AI an bad reputation, along with the universally despised data-centres needed to keep inflating the bubble and buoy up the American economy, recently rebranded it as SI, now with an apparent mandate within the federal government and defence contractors not to dead-name Super Intelligence. In Polish, it is called Sztuczna inteligencja (SI) and in German Künstliche Intelligenz (KI) and Umetna inteligentnost (UI)—though these abbreviations are rarely used in common parlance, albeit for the latter, it happens to be the country code top-level domain for Slovenia, coincidentally the homeland of Melania Trump (they’re not sending their best people), First Lady and hooker introduced to the future American president by Jeffrey Epstein (the Iran war has proved to be a good distraction) and by all rights would have been deported to a hostile third nation if it weren’t for her anchor baby. With the actual .ai already spoken (calling it American Intelligence would net nothing) for by Anguilla and witnessing the fallout occurring after Chagos was scheduled for independence, it wouldn’t at all be surprising if the Trump Crime Family Syndicate—and sycophantic corporations—weren’t already lining up for the new rollout, the rebranding intimating that Trump invented it. Ljubljana thankfully has registry laws to counter cybersquatting in bad faith unlike the lawless US trademark regime.