there’s rocks and there’s boulders—children take cover (13. 063)

Apologies for propagating this somewhat irreverent earworm—but blame Miss Cellania for referring us to this lyrical seismic realignment of the classic Fleetwood Mac ballad, composed in 1975 but not released until 1997 as a single after the group reunited) to make it literally about natural disasters by Dustin Ballard (aka There I Ruined It, see previously) and friends. The band’s beautiful repertoire in my head isn’t so sacrosanct not to be above parody and often mentally set random phrases that scan alike to Edge of Seventeen, etc. I’m taking cover too.