it’s trumpensteen (12. 599)

The Republican speaker of the US House of Representatives abruptly adjourned the legislature ahead of summer recess in order to block a floor-vote demanding the public release of the Epstein files. Scheduled as well for votes on unrelated issues needing immediate attention, congress choose to close shop rather than work through the bipartisan matter, the Mike Johnson dismissed members of the Rules Committee early, only to reconvene in September, accusing Democrats of using the controversy as a political battering ram despite many of the cultists breaking with doctrine. This development comes amid Trump (worthy of the portmanteau, it recalls this first meeting between Igor—Eye-Gore—when Dr Frankenstein corrects his pronunciation) is deflecting by intimating he will direct the Department of Justice to arrest Obama and his cadre for perpetuating a treasonous conspiracy, a Hillary Clinton probe on treason, allowing his attorney general to meet with Epstein’s enabler and personal assistant, the imminently pardonable Ghislaine Maxwell, declassifying FBI files on Dr Rev Martin Luther King, Jr and that “credible evidence” should be disclosed. “Well they were wrong then, weren’t they?”