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Regretful that UK politics has been forced to the back of the queue lately what with everything else going on the world, I was a bit grateful to find entree with British scriptwriter, comedian and so called novelty candidate—though in the tradition of Lord Buckethead and Screaming Lord Sutch, dismissed at one’s peril, Jonathan David Harvey—standing against Boris Johnson multiple times for different offices (under his previous persona), Liz Truss, Andy Burham (centre) and now running against Nigel Farage in the by-election of the parliamentary constituency of the Reform UK leader, Clacton-on-Sea in Essex. Self-described as an intergalactic space warrior and commander of the Recyclons (like a Dr Who baddie but with the best intentions, championing true social reform, environmental stewardship and returning broadcast teletext), Binface chiefly campaigns to increase voter engagement and is not a serious contender for party leadership, though managing to unseat a candidate from their home county, he would certainty put the breaks on the career progression of his opponent. Facing controversy over his finances and allegations of taking ￡5 000 000 bribe, Farage “resigned” to contest the results before voting—technically a member of the House of Commons cannot resign, they can only face indignity, death or defeat, though a longstanding legal fiction, Farage was appointed as the Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead, a procedural device to circumvent this restriction, by the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Appointment to a crown office disqualifies one from membership in Parliament, and this limbo usually is intended only for those tendering their resignations and not a staging area for a comeback.