the first thing that china will do is terminate all ice hockey being played in canda and permanently eliminate the stanley cup (13. 163)

Despite the fact that the newly completed span connecting Ontario with Michigan was financed by the Canadian government, Trump is threatening to block the opening of the Gordie Howe International Bridge until the US is compensated for everything it has given to its northern neighbour—including fairness and respect, despite the infrastructure project’s shared, cross-border public ownership. The massive construction undertaking endorsed in 2013 under the Obama administration in Detroit, the family who owns the parallel Ambassador Bridge (built in 1929) lobbied successive governments to stop the improved linkage with untrue claims that no American steel was involved. Poignantly named in honour of the then recently deceased, celebrated hockey icon, we think it’s acceptable to reflag it as the Epstein-Trump Connexion until the US relents from this nonsense.