toastbusters: Florida woman relates the story of her demonically possessed appliance on nationally syndicated morning television in 1984
less cowbell: short-form AI generated videos flooding social media incite confusion, nihilism
hot stuff, hot postula: vintage American cheerleading calls and college yells
dob, doa: statically, one is slightly more inclined to die on one’s date of birth—via Nag on the Lake—see previously
ghost waltz: a Louie Zong spooky season tradition—see previously
in this economy: venerable coffee roaster—also under assault from tariff-pricing—changes its name to something more achievable
uav: mysterious drone sightings across Europe are signs of collective anxiety (see more) and echo the panic over Chinese spy balloons over North America
workplace etiquette: the story of the woman who xeroxed her bottom, becoming front page news
