Spotted on Super Punch, a wildlife rescue sanctuary in Somerset in southwest England is using IKEA shopping bags to gently restrain swans for transportation and to keep staff safe, prompting a range of new names for the FRAKTA sacks such as the above, BYRDKONTAIN, ODETTEHOLDUR, SVANESÅNG, PÅSFÅGEL—the penultimate suggestion being actual Swedish for Swan Song and “Bag Bird” a near homonym for påfågel, peafowl—and others.