Already under threat by regulators for its traditional packaging, we learn that Camembert and brie face a compound calamity due to a collapse in microbial diversity. The fungal strains that give distinctive flavours and characteristics and which producers have relied on for centuries are now demonstrating that consistency comes at a cost (see also), the favoured now standard Peniciliium camemberti no longer found in the wild. Propagation via cloning over generations have rendered the fungi less resilient and harder for cheesemakers to grow and the monoculture of fungi of these domesticated microbes also imperil the future of blue cheeses, like Gorgonzola and Roquefort, at least in their refined form.
Sunday 11 February 2024
o wheel, o woe (11. 342)
Monday 1 January 2024
spoiler alert (11. 235)
Turning our attention to past movies set in the then future of our present (hopefully not prophetic), the first round goes to the 1975 darkly, problematically comedic post-apocalyptic adaptation of the Harlan Ellison novella of the same name. A teenager portrayed by Don Johnson (Miami Vice) scavenges through the wastelands of the US southwest following a nuclear war accompanied by his telepathic dog (voiced by Tim McIntire). Orphaned at an early age with no formal education or socialisation, the adolescent is focused on survival, interested solely in food and sex—conquests secured with the aid of his canine companion in exchange for meals as the genetic modifications that bestowed super-intelligence leaves him incapable of tasks like hunting. After numerous run-ins with bandits, mutants and rogue androids, the teenager is eventually recruited by an aristocratic scout of a subterranean colony as a stud to help with low viable breeding population. A preview and links to the whole movie available at Weird Universe above. Most other selections seemed to be based in 2024 for purely arbitrary reasons and only two to three years behind when they were produced—with the exception of the 1999 Josef Rusnak and Roland Emmerich vehicle that was overshadowed by the similarly themed Matrix and was a victim to the strange echo-phenomena of “twin films”that sometimes happens in Hollywood (due to screenplay shopping and submission to multiple studios, industrial secrecy and espionage), like the asteroid flicks Armageddon and Deep Impact, Dante’s Peak and Volcano, 1981’s The Howling, Wolfen and An American Werewolf in London, Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down, or on stage Godspell and Jesus Christ Superstar. A multibillion dollar computer company in then present-day Los Angeles is experimenting with a virtual reality simulation of the city in 1937 populated by individuals unaware that they are part of a program. Entering the simulation in order to solve the mysterious death of the company CEO, the protagonist and heir to the enterprise (and a prime suspect) finds clues that lead to the revelation that thousands of parallel virtual worlds exist but there is only one reality whose inhabitants have developed a virtual world of their own, but having a pocket metaverse within another does not necessarily result in privilege or insight. The protagonist disconnects and emerges into reality advanced a quarter of a century.
Saturday 30 December 2023
mcmxcvi (11. 227)
Due to the periodic nature of the Gregorian calendar, 2024 corresponds precisely to the year 1996, twenty-eight years ago. We can speculate further what historic events from that year might resonate with the coming one, like in January, with the re-election of Yasser Arafat as president of the Palestinian Authority, the February peaceful transition of power in Haiti and a ceasefire in Sarajevo, March’s intimidating military exercises conducted by China along the coast of Taiwan, April’s Hutu genocide in Burundi, the arrest of the Unabomber, Israeli’s Operation Grapes of Wrath as retaliation for terrorist attacks perpetrated by Lebanon, May’s Port Arthur massacre which prompts Australia to introduce a nationwide ban on gun-ownership, the truce in Chechnya or the election of Benjamin Netanyahu, July’s cloning of Dolly the Sheep, the re-election of Boris Yeltsin or the Olympic Park bombing in Atlanta Georgia, August’s first three-parent human baby, November’s re-election of US president Clinton. We also have the choice of recycling the calendars from 1968 or 1940.
Friday 22 December 2023
copycat (11. 205)
Born on this day in 2001, the product of a collaboration between researchers at Texas A&M (Agricultural and Mechanical College) University and Genetic Savings & Clone, Inc, a brown tabby kitten called CC was the world’s first clone pet. A demonstration project to see if it was commercially viable and safe, CC—pictured with her genetic donor, Rainbow (bottom centre), displays an interesting discrepancy in the calico pattern due to random differences in tortoiseshell phenotypes from epigenetic re-programming on implantation (having dispensed with the usual determinants of fertilisation), lived a healthy and happy life, a perfectly normal feline giving birth to her own litter of kittens in 2006, dying aged eighteen years in March of 2020, still residing in the laboratory in College Station with her human caretakers.
Wednesday 13 December 2023
life is omniperiodic (11. 185)
Via Good Internet, we are directed towards a research paper that posits that in Conway’s Game of Life, the cellular automata within a defined framework of an environment demonstrates periodicity over a vast amount of generations and this repeating pattern is called an oscillator. Complex behaviour emerging from simple rules on a grid, oscillation (the hunt for these stable organisms, a wandering jam or mould pictured, beginning in the 1970s with such taxonomy as pulsar, tumbler, pinwheel, glider gun, queen bee shuttle, dirty splitters, toad hasslers) over all periods of the game. The full cycle of only two catalysts remained elusive until just recently with the final two being cribbage and 204P41, another reflector loop that looks like a circuit of marching insects.
Tuesday 22 August 2023
8x8 (10. 957)
☃️: brr (previously) on electricity and power generation at the South Pole
blogoversary: Miss Cellania reflects on eighteen years of blogging
©️: judge rules that generative art is not subject to copyright protectionsascertainment bias: people who submit to genetic testing and studies are predisposed for it—via Kottke
pulmonic egressive sounds: an individual who can talk backwards—via the new shelton wet/dry
lending-library: appealing an injunction, the Internet Archive removes commercially available titles from its public database—via Waxy
it’s-a me: the voice of Mario, Charles Martinet, retiring after a quarter of a century
ษส: lignuists observe the birth of a new accent forming among Antarctic communities
synchronoptica
one year ago: the State of Idaho, assorted links to revisit plus the plague of overtourism
two years ago: Petra rediscovered (1812), the moon Iapetus, more links to enjoy plus My Little Occult Book Club
three years ago: a canine saint, AI poetry plus happy birthday Ray Bradbury
four years ago: returning to the Bretange
five years ago: dualling Trump trial coverage, a Romano-Gaul called Ultragoth plus gravity wells and potential energy
Sunday 23 July 2023
9x9 (10. 901)
effective altruism: FTX lobbyist tried to purchase the island nation of Nauru as a doomsday bunker and create a genetically enhanced human species
getting drunk at a disco: 1977 found footage of an evening not necessarily going downhill
this is not a love poem: a round-up of favourites that are not all lovey-dovey—via tmn
rambler: a collection of illustrated exteriors of California ranch homes—see also1975: Kuala Lumpur authorities shut down the Good Vibes festival after headliner Matty Healy criticised Malaysia’s anti-LGBTQ+ laws
point of no return: time is running out on the Climate Clock
stooping: trend adopted by Chinese young people involves decorating with cast-off furniture left by the curb
smokey, this is not ‘nam—this is bowling, there are rules: Big Lebowski (previously) inspired bowling alley via Nag on the Lake’s Sunday Links (lots more to explore there)
typoglycemia: bypassing chatbot’s ethical subroutines using word scrambling and transposed letters
Thursday 13 July 2023
ask sherloc (10. 878)
Whilst not definitive proof of past life in the form of preserved or residual biological matter, exploring the Martian Jezero crater the Perseverance rover has detected organic molecules, gaining insights about the Red Planet’s carbon cycles and the potential to host life as we know it—utilising its deep ultraviolet laser instrumentation with the title acronym for Scanning Habitable Environments with Raman & Luminescence for Organics & Chemicals. The non-uniformity of these deposits—which will be sampled and hopefully returned to Earth for further study in 2030, suggests that different catalysts were in action to synthesise or metabolise these chemicals over time, preserving them under distinct conditions, possibly consistent with biological processes. Learn more at the links above.
synchronoptica
one year ago: a Brian Adams power ballad (1991) plus a summer research project on artificial intelligence from 1956
two years ago: your daily demon: Aim, plus more adventures in Sweden as we drive to the Glass Realm
three years ago: assorted links to revisit plus a review of audio recording and playback formats
four years ago: remixed Gregorian chants, assorted links worth revisiting, Manhattanhenge plus artist Judith Jans Leyster
five years ago: White House recording device revealed (1973), Karlheinz Stockhausen’s musical zodiac, Trump Baby, the book cover art of Manuja Waldia plus reimagined propaganda for the current state of civil discourse
Thursday 15 June 2023
9x9 (10. 808)
seo arms race: ploys for attention bifurcate the internet marketplace—one for humans and the other for robots
please have your boarding pass and identification ready: an appreciation of departure soundtracks of airliners—via Things Magazine
musical tangents: a genius, deranged mashup compilation—via Waxydynasty x: the world’s first curated, public museum established by Babylonian Princess and High Priestess Ennigaldi-Nanna, rediscovered in 1925, had a collection of artefacts as far removed from its time as Ur was from ours
literal lexical calques: a new Spanish-English dialect emerges in southern Florida
nada: car dealer trade group writing state legislation prohibiting factory sales, requiring manufacturers to work with middlemen—more here
convergent evolution: Nature keeps making crabs and scientists aren’t sure why—via Kottke
phrygian mode: Ancient Roman popular music
unfulfilled: Amazon’s predatory cycle is transforming the EU into a planned economy
Saturday 20 May 2023
mustafar (10. 756)
Discovered by the Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite (TESS) orbiting a red dwarf with the same stellar designation in the southern hemisphere constellation Crater (from the Greek for mixing vessel or a type of cup used to water down wine), the middle world LP 791-18 ฮด, the Earth-sized planet ninety light years away albeit covered with volcanos and seismic activity and despite hostile appearance may be ideal for hosting biological life as we understand it. Tidally-locked with one side always facing its sun and the other hemisphere veiled in darkness, the extreme conditions could theoretically prove idea for the formation of an atmosphere conducive to the development of life.
Monday 1 May 2023
8x8 (10. 711)
time in a bottle: individuals turning turning care and attention into currency
composition as explanation: daily it’s harder to decide if AI is a collaborative tool or a time bomb
zoonomia: researchers sequence the genome of sixty-five hundred species—plus Balto, the heroic sled dog of the 1925 Serum Run
back to the drawing board: researchers at Linkรถping University have engineered a functional wooden resistor—see previously—via Damn Interesting’s Curated Linksoccupancy rate: a tour of the empty City of London
so for you, it’s insects, tap-water and celibacy: examining how bad ousted Fox News host Tucker Carlson was for the environment and speculation on who might take up that mantle next
deep dreaming: on chatbot hallucinations and the first usage of the sense in 1540 by the ryght rodolent & rotounde rethorician R Smyth
worth1000: a time capsule camera that composes a detailed written description of ones photos with a ticketed invitation to revisit them at a future date
Wednesday 22 March 2023
8x8 (10. 628)
springfield, usa: a map of places in America with the same names with a locus of which locality most likely meant—via Kottke
koลciรณล: modern and Brutalist churches of Poland
panspermia: researchers studying samples from the Ryugu asteroid find traces of a RNA component, supporting theories that the building blocks of biology were incubated in spacebefore karen, there was nellie oleson: the propagandising of homesteading in Little House on the Prairie
gemรผths- und augen-ergรถtzung: the microscopic illustrations of Martin Frobenius Ledermรผller
reliable sources: Microsoft and Google’s chatbots are using each other as professional references, calling into question the ecosystem of the internet’s information
quo vadis: a monastic brotherhood outside St Stephan’s in Vienna has set up a tattoo parlour—see also
bracket: a more relatable March Madness
Wednesday 1 February 2023
9x9 (10. 515)
wickies: Fisheries and Oceans Canada is hiring assistant lighthouse keepers
the montessori method: a look at the world’s most influential school system
little moving splat: Ze Frank (previously) covers the strange and wonderfully intelligent behaviour of plasmodial slime moulds
unitar: a selection of one-string music—via Pasa Bon!blue harvest: a history of the spoiler alert—see also
what is a map: an awful educational short from 1949 given the MST3K treatment
dead as a dodo: a de-extinction company gets a one-hundred fifty million dollar investment
the free-market tree: non-felonious children’s literature editions for the state of Florida
coast guard: a collection of lighthouses of North America
Sunday 29 January 2023
8x8 (10. 509)
musiclm: a Google sandbox experiment for audio generation from rich captions—via Waxy and Web Curios—see previously
krewe of karens: i would like to see the Mardi Gras manager
semi-stagionato: an ancient method for surviving the COVID cheese glut made have improved the region’s pecorino cheeses
taming of the shrew: voles manage to bond and form long-term relationships without the “love hormone” oxycotinparty (of one): Broadway Barbara’s “Dance for Your Life!”—see also
an absurd italian gastronomic religion: the ironical, fascist sauce that outlived the war on pasta—via Nag on the Lake’s Sunday Links—lots more to explore there
you know i always wanted to pretend that i was an architect: attribute these quotes to either Seinfeld’s George Costanza or GOP darling George Santos
magic voice: more prompts and audio continuation courtesy of Google’s suite of AI tools
Wednesday 18 January 2023
9x9 (10. 479)
under the gavel: a distressed Twitter is auctioning off office furnishings from its San Francisco headquarters
best mates: a meta-study of attracting and retaining intimate partners
demidecimate: Microsoft announces layoff five percent of its workforce
from permacrisis to polycrisis: selection of global buzzwords for 2023style guide: an eccentric alternate spelling circulated in a newspaper for three decades—without explanation or apology
wellipets: frog-faced galoshes make a haute couture return
©: Getty Images is filing suite against an AI art tool for scraping its content—via the new shelton wet/dry
fechtbรผcher: early Renaissance depicts of duels between men and women
silicon valley: a tech bust might be a net positive for the city
Friday 6 January 2023
9x9 (10. 389)
varvuole: resides of Grado collect at Porto Mandracchio to watch the battle against the sea witches—see also—every Epiphany via Miss Cellania
jet-set: the heyday of air travel and the factors that led to its downfall and disgrace
missing link: the curious case of the Nebraska Man—via Damn Interesting’s Curated Links
the doors of mcmurdo: the barriers, corridors and dividers of the Antarctic research station—see previously—via Kottkefoulbrood disease: a vaccine developed to prevent the spread of infections for honeybee hives
serial fabricator: the life and lies of New York Congressman-elect George Santos
piltdown man: one of anthropology’s greatest and enduring hoaxes
the settle-carlisle line: scenic railway route built out of spite
lately he’s been overheard in mayfair: a disco impression of An American Werewolf in London, considered for inclusion on the film soundtrack, by Meco—see previously
Thursday 15 December 2022
7x7 (10. 386)
de-evolution: Dangerous Minds interviews Devo’s Gerald V Casale
santa baby: Cher’s 1975 Christmas Show—see previouslyrisky ebay alternative: a round-up of poorly considered gift ideas from Tedium
๐️๐จ️: an infinitely recursive Game of Life—see previously—via Waxy
going to be out of pocket today: a Gen-Z lingo quiz—via Language Hat⊙
december will be magic again: a 1979 BBC Kate Bush Christmas Special with guest star Peter Gabriel
crack that whip: the group’s signature song was inspired by Thomas Pychon’s Gravity’s Rainbow
Friday 25 November 2022
7x7 (10. 334)
the winnowing oar: an itinerant floating city in the Pangeos Terayacht and other mega projects from Saudi Arabia—via Things Magazine
mรถnitรถr nรธn: previously unheard audio from the first gigs of British rock band The Fall
imperial isolate: gold coin in a museum cupboard proves existence of Sponsian, an emperor heretofore dismissed as fake—via Digg
artificial gravity: spinning spacecraft don’t supply a wholly satisfactory solution to the effects of zero-g for human anatomypurple tomato: an anthocyanin-rich vegetable is a heuristic for exploring the distinction between genetic modification and selective-breeding—via Damn Interesting’s Curated Links
feed-back loop: schema for artificial neural networks from the 1940s up to the present—via Web Curios
anyox: an abandoned copper mining operation in British Columbia is Canada’s largest ghost town
catagories: ๐จ๐ฆ, ๐ฌ๐ง, ๐, ๐ค, ๐งฌ, ๐ข, libraries and museums, Middle East
Wednesday 16 November 2022
innerspace (10. 307)
Designed by astrophysicist Frank Drake (see previously) with input from Carl Sagan and others as a proof-of-concept demonstration rather than an attempt to enter into to dialogue with extra-terrestrials and criticised as being too low-resolution to be recognisable to future recipients, the Arecibo Message (see also here and here) was beamed from the radio observatory in Puerto Rico on this date in 1974, aimed in the direction of the globular star cluster M13, some twenty-five thousand light-years from Earth. When encoded graphically, the some sixteen hundred bits of data produce the pictured image with seven elements, from top to bottom: the decimal system, the valance of the elements that make up DNA, the chemical formula for the constituent nucleotides, the approximate number of said organic molecules in the human genome with representation of the double-helix structure, the average dimensions of a human male plus the Earth’s population (four billion, compared to eight billion presently), a representation of the Solar System and finally in purple, the Arecibo telescope. The precise number of bits, 1 679, is a semiprime—that is, the product of two prime numbers, seventy-three and twenty-three, to prompt one toward the right orientation, the alternate arrangement producing static. An answer came in 2001 in the form of a crop circle near the Chilbolton radio telescope in Hampshire—rather intricately replacing the carbon-based DNA with silicon and the pictogram of the human figure looks alien—though this reply was unfortunately an elaborate hoax.
Tuesday 30 August 2022
7x7 (10. 098)
nerva i: scrapped space programme with nuclear rockets aimed at a crewed Mars mission
der anschlag: Anglophone retitling of foreign films—see previously
xenobots: reframing how we think of epigenetics and gene maps–see alsosuperposition: a handwashing guide posted in a physics laboratory lavatory–see previously
extended orthography: facilitating digital communication in First Nations’ syllabics—see also
yฤntรกi delenda est: more Chinglish roundups
artemis i: the inaugural mission to return the Moon—previously