the world's richest man and the world’s poorest boy are getting it ready now… and everybody, everywhere, will be a little worse off for it (13. 165)

As our faithful chronicler reminds, the pinnacle of British satire was first exposed to the public on this day in 1970 with Peter Sellers as an eccentric billionaire (personal wealth not imagined by Averice in those days) and Ringo Starr and his adoptive son and prospective heir—the plot followed by the 2000 episode of the Simpsons, “Homer v Dignity,” when Mr Burns tries to adopt Bart—Sir Guy Grand attempts to demonstrate to his new son, Youngman Grant (formerly unhomed) through a series of increasing specific and elaborate practical jokes, bribing individuals with irresistible amounts of money that everyone has their price and will disavow what they hold dear. With score by Badfinger, the film chose for the final hoax luring wealthy passengers onto a stimulated shipwreck aboard the eponymous cruise, and the film was generally panned by critics and audiences alike for being too harsh and heavy-handed on capitalism.