white elephant (12. 061)

Via tmn, we are directed to a regular emporium of choice gift selections perfect for the holiday office party Secret Santa exchange—or that variation that one organisation that I used to work for played where you could trade up or steal the mostly gag and ge-gifted presents from others or open a new one and put it into play. Although animosity towards co-workers, particularly the merely tedious ones, tended to dull with such gatherings and probably would have regretted pointedly picking something from this guide for a sworn nemesis, but this catalogue is just too good, especially for those who have a poisonous reputation to uphold and equally has application outside of the obligatory office ritual: like the orphaned volume II of the cinematic adaptation of Atlas Shrugged—particularly if one is playing the trading version and someone is vying for it, apparel from a retailer’s Pride Collection (vintage 2022) before said chain-store began to concede to homophobic pressure or a scented candle inspired by the Warhammer 40k gaming franchise. What others would you add to this list? Themed calendars seem like a good candidate.  Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.