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Actually not an article from The Onion—the satirical news outlet, we learn via Ernie Smith from Tedium, has bought the domain of Alex Jones’ Infowars during a bankruptcy auction with plans to relaunch it as a parody of itself to lampoon internet personalities starved for attention who peddle in misinformation, conspiracy theories and snakeoil. The sale (with sponsorship from a major gun safety advocacy group, see also) was sanctioned by families of the victims of the school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary, whom won a billion dollar defamation suit against Jones for spreading the revolting lie that the tragic event (which keeps happening as per the evergreen headline of the publication, ‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens) was staged as ploy for the US government to strip Americans of their vaunted second amendment rights.