i’ve been to many zoos, folks, but biden’s dog must pay the price for eating my concepts of a plan (11. 832)

Maura Quint’s transcript of the US presidential debate, “The One with the Tackle and the Bait,” is worth reading in full but we especially liked these closing remarks by Trump: “I don’t like her. She’s mean, everyone in here is mean. This is a failing nation that I’m in charge of, and I think I should run against Biden, who is dead. Where is he? We don’t see him. Is he with the Ghostbusters now, you know that one ghost, very sexy, very nice ghost taking the pants off, and they were very mean to the marshmallows, weren’t they? Very mean. I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers, of which, sadly, there are many, a truly happy and enjoyable debate. Oh, look, it’s Taylor Swift coming on stage. She loves me.”