my postillion has been struck by lightning (10. 266)

Eulogising the end of phrase book but really highlighting the strangeness found therein, we quite enjoyed this comprehension review of utilitarian, practical sayings—including the titular announcement and a cosmopolitan assortment of complaints of intestinal anxiety. Peruse the comments for more treasures including the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook, “My hovercraft is full of eels.”