wait, wait—don’t tell me: a public television programme or something Liam Neeson would say to a burrito right before eating it

nocturlabe: an instrument to determine local time at night based on the relative position of the stars
suffragetto: a century’s old board game that pits equal-rights activists against the police
hermetically open: Amsterdam’s private Ritman Library brings over sixteen hundred occult manuscripts on-line with the help of Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown
how u hot: a neural network generates phrases for chalky candy hearts