Immediately after Dear Leader
unilaterally withdrew the United States from the Paris Climate Accord to the consternation and disappointment of nearly all, France’s newly-elected president
generously invited all those displaced, unwanted and defunded ecological scientists and entrepreneurs to his country to set up shop.

Now with the full faith and support of parliament and ministries of the environment and education, the
government is making good on that promise and has pledged thirty million euros to fund foreign environmental studies and programmes—with a matching grant from schools and other organisations—that will support the work of fifty researchers (on top of on-going domestic initiatives) at least over a period of five years.