
While I cannot vouch for the veracity of any of these substitutions, I did rather enjoy this
lesson on euphemisms for swears in other languages. True or not—I can say that I’ve never heard someone self-censoring calling someone an ass-hole (
Arschloch) by calling them a candelabra (
Armleuchter), they’re certainly fun to say and saying
crumbs or
consarnit or any number of muted expletives, especially in the heat of the moment and not just out of disbelief. Possibly the best to adopt from this batch is the Romanian nuanced way of exclaiming, “What my feather?”